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Re: Bannination!
« Reply #30 on: March 23, 2007, 01:39:18 PM » |
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Oh, dystopia baby. That last one one is a bit of all right! Groovy, baby, Yeah!
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Re: Bannination!
« Reply #31 on: March 23, 2007, 01:40:22 PM » |
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More ideas until they figure out the error of their ways:
1) I can fax you the posts from golfhos as they get posted. Better stock up on paper.
2) If you want, I can write a CliveBot that will post on here periodically by generating random posts using some of your more frequent words, Madlib-style (assless chaps, intellectual property, Rule ##-##, etc...) No one will even notice you're gone.
3) I can make a GolfHos daily podcast that you could download to your iPod every morning featuring the posts from the previous day. I can read each thread into a microphone and reconstruct conversations posted here using the accents that I imagine for each member.
Off the top of my head, I'm picturing the following voice impressions:
Padraig Harrington => Uisce Beatha Sean Connery => TFT Russell Crowe => 2iron Mike Myers => stroh Olivia Newton John/Nicole Kidman => wishicouldhit Ben Stiller => spaceage Brangelina => Askelander Dakota Fanning => Torpedo
lol Except I'm not a girl.
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Re: Bannination!
« Reply #32 on: March 23, 2007, 01:41:19 PM » |
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3) I can make a GolfHos daily podcast that you could download to your iPod every morning featuring the posts from the previous day. I can read each thread into a microphone and reconstruct conversations posted here using the accents that I imagine for each member.
Off the top of my head, I'm picturing the following voice impressions:
Padraig Harrington => Uisce Beatha Sean Connery => TFT Russell Crowe => 2iron Mike Myers => stroh Olivia Newton John/Nicole Kidman => wishicouldhit Ben Stiller => spaceage Brangelina => Askelander Dakota Fanning => Torpedo
lol Except I'm not a girl. Dystopia must picture you as a child.
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Torpedo
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Re: Bannination!
« Reply #33 on: March 23, 2007, 01:42:40 PM » |
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Rich Corinthian Leather Jacket From: The Land of 10,000+ Slushy Ice Rinks
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Re: Bannination!
« Reply #34 on: March 23, 2007, 01:44:24 PM » |
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Quitters never win. And what's so hard to figure out? He enjoys teasing you. I enjoy his teasing of you, too, for that matter.
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Re: Bannination!
« Reply #35 on: March 23, 2007, 01:45:19 PM » |
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If you do the podcast, dystopia, can I get a copy of it?
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Re: Bannination!
« Reply #36 on: March 23, 2007, 01:55:33 PM » |
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Dystopia must picture you as a child. When I try to picture Torpedo, the image I have is of you forcing him to eat minestrone and him not wanting to eat it: http://www.golfhos.com/fo...00.msg24251.html#msg24251
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Torpedo
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Re: Bannination!
« Reply #37 on: March 23, 2007, 01:56:55 PM » |
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Smite.
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Re: Bannination!
« Reply #38 on: March 23, 2007, 01:58:30 PM » |
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lol I never force him. He likes eating too much. He'll eat almost anything that's put in front of him - even most things he doesn't like. FWIW, I've only made it once since knowing that it's one of his least liked meals.
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Re: Bannination!
« Reply #39 on: March 23, 2007, 02:00:30 PM » |
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I never force him. He likes eating too much. He'll eat almost anything that's put in front of him - even most things he doesn't like.
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Re: Bannination!
« Reply #40 on: March 23, 2007, 02:01:42 PM » |
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Re: Bannination!
« Reply #41 on: March 23, 2007, 02:04:19 PM » |
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Then there are time that you're picky. Look who's talking. now stop with the thread jacking.
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Re: Bannination!
« Reply #42 on: March 23, 2007, 02:05:28 PM » |
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Then there are time that you're picky. Look who's talking. now stop with the thread jacking. Sorry, Clive.
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Re: Bannination!
« Reply #43 on: March 23, 2007, 02:06:48 PM » |
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I trust Clive's responses will be voiced over by Jack McFarland.
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Uisce Beatha
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Re: Bannination!
« Reply #44 on: March 23, 2007, 02:25:05 PM » |
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I trust Clive's responses will be voiced over by Jack McFarland. But less assertive. Actually, I think Clive's going to have his way on this one before all is said and done. He just needs to go to HR and raise a fuss: "How the hell am I supposed to assure my testicular well-being without teh interweb access?" Probably get a raise and a private bathroom.
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