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Re: Bannination!
« Reply #30 on: March 23, 2007, 01:39:18 PM »

Oh, dystopia baby.  That last one one is a bit of all right!  Groovy, baby, Yeah!
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« Reply #31 on: March 23, 2007, 01:40:22 PM »

More ideas until they figure out the error of their ways:

1) I can fax you the posts from golfhos as they get posted.  Better stock up on paper.

2) If you want, I can write a CliveBot that will post on here periodically by generating random posts using some of your more frequent words, Madlib-style (assless chaps, intellectual property, Rule ##-##, etc...)  No one will even notice you're gone.

3) I can make a GolfHos daily podcast that you could download to your iPod every morning featuring the posts from the previous day.  I can read each thread into a microphone and reconstruct conversations posted here using the accents that I imagine for each member.

Off the top of my head, I'm picturing the following voice impressions:

Padraig Harrington => Uisce Beatha
Sean Connery => TFT
Russell Crowe => 2iron
Mike Myers => stroh
Olivia Newton John/Nicole Kidman => wishicouldhit
Ben Stiller => spaceage
Brangelina => Askelander
Dakota Fanning => Torpedo

lol Grin Except I'm not a girl. Tongue
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« Reply #32 on: March 23, 2007, 01:41:19 PM »


3) I can make a GolfHos daily podcast that you could download to your iPod every morning featuring the posts from the previous day.  I can read each thread into a microphone and reconstruct conversations posted here using the accents that I imagine for each member.

Off the top of my head, I'm picturing the following voice impressions:

Padraig Harrington => Uisce Beatha
Sean Connery => TFT
Russell Crowe => 2iron
Mike Myers => stroh
Olivia Newton John/Nicole Kidman => wishicouldhit
Ben Stiller => spaceage
Brangelina => Askelander
Dakota Fanning => Torpedo

lol Grin Except I'm not a girl. Tongue

Dystopia must picture you as a child. Tongue
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« Reply #33 on: March 23, 2007, 01:42:40 PM »

Dystopia must picture you as a child. Tongue

I gave up trying to figure him out. Tongue










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« Reply #34 on: March 23, 2007, 01:44:24 PM »

Dystopia must picture you as a child. Tongue

I gave up trying to figure him out. Tongue


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Quitters never win. Cheesy

And what's so hard to figure out?  He enjoys teasing you. Tongue  I enjoy his teasing of you, too, for that matter. Tongue Cheesy
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« Reply #35 on: March 23, 2007, 01:45:19 PM »

If you do the podcast, dystopia, can I get a copy of it? Cheesy
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« Reply #36 on: March 23, 2007, 01:55:33 PM »


Dystopia must picture you as a child. Tongue


When I try to picture Torpedo, the image I have is of you forcing him to eat minestrone and him not wanting to eat it:

http://www.golfhos.com/fo...00.msg24251.html#msg24251
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« Reply #37 on: March 23, 2007, 01:56:55 PM »

When I try to picture Torpedo, the image I have is of you forcing him to eat minestrone and him not wanting to eat it:

http://www.golfhos.com/fo...00.msg24251.html#msg24251

Smite. Wink
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« Reply #38 on: March 23, 2007, 01:58:30 PM »


Dystopia must picture you as a child. Tongue


When I try to picture Torpedo, the image I have is of you forcing him to eat minestrone and him not wanting to eat it:

http://www.golfhos.com/fo...00.msg24251.html#msg24251

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I never force him.  He likes eating too much.  He'll eat almost anything that's put in front of him - even most things he doesn't like. 

FWIW, I've only made it once since knowing that it's one of his least liked meals. 
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« Reply #39 on: March 23, 2007, 02:00:30 PM »

I never force him.  He likes eating too much.  He'll eat almost anything that's put in front of him - even most things he doesn't like. 

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« Reply #40 on: March 23, 2007, 02:01:42 PM »

I never force him.  He likes eating too much.  He'll eat almost anything that's put in front of him - even most things he doesn't like. 

Thank you Grin

Then there are time that you're picky. Wink Cheesy
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« Reply #41 on: March 23, 2007, 02:04:19 PM »

Then there are time that you're picky. Wink Cheesy

Look who's talking. Roll Eyes now stop with the thread jacking. Tongue
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« Reply #42 on: March 23, 2007, 02:05:28 PM »

Then there are time that you're picky. Wink Cheesy

Look who's talking. Roll Eyes now stop with the thread jacking. Tongue

Sorry, Clive.  Sad
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« Reply #43 on: March 23, 2007, 02:06:48 PM »

I trust Clive's responses will be voiced over by Jack McFarland.
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« Reply #44 on: March 23, 2007, 02:25:05 PM »

I trust Clive's responses will be voiced over by Jack McFarland.

But less assertive.

Actually, I think Clive's going to have his way on this one before all is said and done.  He just needs to go to HR and raise a fuss:

"How the hell am I supposed to assure my testicular well-being without teh interweb access?"

Probably get a raise and a private bathroom.
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