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Re: Eats, Shoots and Leaves Interactive
« Reply #30 on: April 05, 2007, 11:07:02 AM » |
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I made something like 47% but then I live in Texas so that's like a 95% here.
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« Reply #31 on: April 05, 2007, 12:51:20 PM » |
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Wouldn't be no problems, if yall'd just take to speakin' country, now would there?
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« Reply #32 on: April 05, 2007, 05:18:51 PM » |
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And the most important one!
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Re: Eats, Shoots and Leaves Interactive
« Reply #33 on: April 05, 2007, 05:37:25 PM » |
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Which is why I picked up. I'll pm future joke drafts for approval prior to posting.
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« Reply #34 on: April 05, 2007, 05:40:44 PM » |
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Which is why I picked up. I'll pm future joke drafts for approval prior to posting.
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« Reply #35 on: April 05, 2007, 05:43:08 PM » |
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My dry sense of humor always falls flat. True dat.  |
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« Reply #36 on: April 05, 2007, 06:01:30 PM » |
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« Reply #37 on: April 05, 2007, 07:21:15 PM » |
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What? Can't we joke about your jokes? My dry sense of humor always falls flat. Of course you can. I enjoy your humor, and for my personal taste, the drier the better. My post was basically a rhetorical, somewhat satirical, social commentary, albeit a poorly constructed one, on the dumbing of America. Mixed with my own upbringings, and shortcomings. Your response just struck a chord, one all too familiar, though no fault of your own, of the corrections of minutia I hear daily from my 8 year old. "C'mon! It's 7 o'clock already!" followed by " No it isn't. It's 6:58". So, you we're right. It is 6:58, and I am not smarter than a 5th grader.  |
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« Reply #38 on: April 05, 2007, 07:22:59 PM » |
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« Reply #39 on: April 05, 2007, 07:47:06 PM » |
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"C'mon! It's 7 o'clock already!" followed by "No it isn't. It's 6:58".
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« Reply #40 on: April 05, 2007, 07:55:57 PM » |
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What? Can't we joke about your jokes? My dry sense of humor always falls flat. Of course you can. I enjoy your humor, and for my personal taste, the drier the better. My post was basically a rhetorical, somewhat satirical, social commentary, albeit a poorly constructed one, on the dumbing of America. Mixed with my own upbringings, and shortcomings. Your response just struck a chord, one all too familiar, though no fault of your own, of the corrections of minutia I hear daily from my 8 year old. "C'mon! It's 7 o'clock already!" followed by " No it isn't. It's 6:58". So, you we're right. It is 6:58, and I am not smarter than a 5th grader. Two things..... Yes, you are smarter than a 5th grader. You need a hug. PLEASE STOP THE 30 DEGREE TEMPS AND 20 MPH WINDS SO STROH AND I CAN GET TOGETHER AND GOLF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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« Reply #41 on: April 05, 2007, 07:58:52 PM » |
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Two things..... Yes, you are smarter than a 5th grader. You need a hug. PLEASE STOP THE 30 DEGREE TEMPS AND 20 MPH WINDS SO STROH AND I CAN GET TOGETHER AND GOLF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You used almost as many exclamation points as wishicouldhit does.  |
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« Reply #42 on: April 05, 2007, 08:05:37 PM » |
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What? Can't we joke about your jokes? My dry sense of humor always falls flat. Of course you can. I enjoy your humor, and for my personal taste, the drier the better. My post was basically a rhetorical, somewhat satirical, social commentary, albeit a poorly constructed one, on the dumbing of America. Mixed with my own upbringings, and shortcomings. Your response just struck a chord, one all too familiar, though no fault of your own, of the corrections of minutia I hear daily from my 8 year old. "C'mon! It's 7 o'clock already!" followed by " No it isn't. It's 6:58". So, you we're right. It is 6:58, and I am not smarter than a 5th grader. I completely understood your post, and rofl!!! about the chord my post struck. I used to (still do) bug my dad by doing the same thing and various other things. Kids love to bug their parents. And, truly, it's not that you aren't smarter than a 5th grader; it's just that as you have matured (at least, I hope you have matured since your childhood days ), your thought processes have matured, too. In mathematics, 5 and up round up, 4 and down round down, etc. Rounding numbers is one of the things that becomes more automatic over time, and it's totally okay to do so. Kids, on the other hand, like to be very specific. |
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« Reply #43 on: April 05, 2007, 08:08:27 PM » |
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Two things..... Yes, you are smarter than a 5th grader. You need a hug. PLEASE STOP THE 30 DEGREE TEMPS AND 20 MPH WINDS SO STROH AND I CAN GET TOGETHER AND GOLF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's 3 things. How much golfing have you done this year, Fuzz? |
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