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If there is a God...
« on: April 07, 2007, 01:25:43 PM »

Now I ain't sayin' there is or isn't, but if there is, he (or she) loves to make small machinery work for me one second and then not the next second.

He (or she) must derive great pleasure from watching the vein in my forehead throb whilst I yell and scream at the sky.

Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannn!
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« Reply #1 on: April 07, 2007, 01:26:52 PM »

Now I ain't sayin' there is or isn't, but if there is, he (or she) loves to make small machinery work for me one second and then not the next second.

He (or she) must derive great pleasure from watching the vein in my forehead throb whilst I yell and scream at the sky.

Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannn!

they make a little blue pill for that
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Re: If there is a God...
« Reply #2 on: April 07, 2007, 05:09:27 PM »

Now I ain't sayin' there is or isn't, but if there is, he (or she) loves to make small machinery work for me one second and then not the next second.

He (or she) must derive great pleasure from watching the vein in my forehead throb whilst I yell and scream at the sky.

Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannn!

they make a little blue pill for that

Why would he need the little blue pill, if he already said there is small machinery in play?  Seems to me, the heavy lifting is covered.
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« Reply #3 on: April 07, 2007, 06:29:53 PM »

Hey!



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