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Re: Dear Blader, (advice for the lovelorn)
« Reply #15 on: April 11, 2007, 11:33:44 AM » |
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Slow down:
When you meet me, you'll realize that sarcasm and irony are the canvasses I work in, which don't really translate well to the ThE InTerNeTs sometimes.
Slow down? Who said we were speeding? |
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Jules
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Re: Dear Blader, (advice for the lovelorn)
« Reply #16 on: April 11, 2007, 02:01:44 PM » |
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The good thing about getting old, is that you can hit the ball out of sight.
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MFAWG
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Re: Dear Blader, (advice for the lovelorn)
« Reply #17 on: April 11, 2007, 07:46:30 PM » |
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No, I would certainly NOT enjoy copulating with anybody in this particular 4some, so Blader is saying I don't really need to offer to split 4 ways.
If there were members of the Bikini Team involved, that would be a WHOLE different matter, obviously.
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The things that will destroy America are prosperity at any price, peace at any price, safety first instead of duty first, the love of soft living and the get rich quick theory of life. -- Teddy Roosevelt
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Jules
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Re: Dear Blader, (advice for the lovelorn)
« Reply #18 on: April 11, 2007, 08:54:09 PM » |
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No, I would certainly NOT enjoy copulating with anybody in this particular 4some, so Blader is saying I don't really need to offer to split 4 ways.
If there were members of the Bikini Team involved, that would be a WHOLE different matter, obviously.
Dream on, MFAWG!!!!  |
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MFAWG
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Re: Dear Blader, (advice for the lovelorn)
« Reply #19 on: April 11, 2007, 09:49:56 PM » |
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No, I would certainly NOT enjoy copulating with anybody in this particular 4some, so Blader is saying I don't really need to offer to split 4 ways.
If there were members of the Bikini Team involved, that would be a WHOLE different matter, obviously.
Dream on, MFAWG!!!! A friend of mine and I once played during some sorority reunion golf outing when I lived in NorCal, which was ALMOST as good as the bikini team. That course hadn't seen that many fish since the Pleistocene, and they invited us to the BBQ after. We were SUPPOSED to meet friends at Sears Point to watch NASCAR qualifying that day. We never made it to the track... |
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The things that will destroy America are prosperity at any price, peace at any price, safety first instead of duty first, the love of soft living and the get rich quick theory of life. -- Teddy Roosevelt
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Jules
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Re: Dear Blader, (advice for the lovelorn)
« Reply #20 on: April 11, 2007, 09:52:40 PM » |
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No, I would certainly NOT enjoy copulating with anybody in this particular 4some, so Blader is saying I don't really need to offer to split 4 ways.
If there were members of the Bikini Team involved, that would be a WHOLE different matter, obviously.
Dream on, MFAWG!!!! A friend of mine and I once played during some sorority reunion golf outing when I lived in NorCal, which was ALMOST as good as the bikini team. That course hadn't seen that many fish since the Pleistocene, and they invited us to the BBQ after. We were SUPPOSED to meet friends at Sears Point to watch NASCAR qualifying that day. We never made it to the track... Come on finish the story...........is this how you met Mrs Mfawg!!!!! |
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Re: Dear Blader, (advice for the lovelorn)
« Reply #21 on: April 12, 2007, 06:23:37 AM » |
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If there were members of the Bikini Team involved, that would be a WHOLE different matter, obviously.
Exactly. In this instance, you would have magnanimously given your two free passes to the ladies, and if things worked out (either during or after the round) as well as you'd hoped for you and your friend vis-a-vis satisfaction of certain primal urges and so forth and whatnot with his two invited guests, he would become your regular Saturday morning playing partner, for now until eternity plus infinity. Which is an extremely long time according to my calculations. But since things aren't going in that direction, my final recommendation is that you share the two free passes amongst the entire foursome and split the remaining total cost of the round 4 ways. Good things happen (eventually) to those who do good things. FYI, this isn't the first time I've commented on this sort of scenario. Perhaps you missed my classic work on Social Contracts, entitled " Blader's Little Purple Book: Lessons and teachings from a lifetime in copulation"? I understand its available through Amazon |
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JDerion
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Re: Dear Blader, (advice for the lovelorn)
« Reply #22 on: April 12, 2007, 06:45:28 AM » |
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I think this is an easy call. You offer to share both passes among the foursome. By doing so you will not only earn good karma from the Golf Gods, you'll look like The Man with your buddy and his friends, and chances are it will work out for you in the end anyway.
Once you offer, one of three things should happen.
1. The other three guys will insist that you keep one pass for yourself and thank you for the offer. They'll be happy to save $25 each (based on the published fees) and you'll not only have a pass for yourself, but you'll build up goodwill and avoid a possibly awkward moment. Chances are that they aren't expecting you to give up your pass anyway.
2. They'll accept your offer and reciprocate by picking up the tab for incidentals, tips, and your share of post round food and libations. Again, you are The Man, AND you wind up breaking even since your green fee should only come to $37 which is an amount that is easily recovered if they pay for your food at the turn and beers in the clubhouse.
3. They accept the offer and give nothing in return. You are The Man, you earn good karma, and you wind up playing a very nice looking golf course for $37. Not the worst, "worst case" scenario.
Unless these guys are total infidels, or were raised by wolves, you're much more likely to see scenario #1 or #2 than #3, and even #3 isn't that bad of an outcome. Offer to split and you avoid any awkward moments and chances are you'll come out ahead in the end.
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Re: Dear Blader, (advice for the lovelorn)
« Reply #23 on: April 12, 2007, 08:41:52 AM » |
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Let us not forget, however, that JDerion is a noted and well documented communist.
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JDerion
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Re: Dear Blader, (advice for the lovelorn)
« Reply #24 on: April 12, 2007, 10:30:39 AM » |
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Let us not forget, however, that JDerion is a noted and well documented communist.
I don't know what that has to do with anything. And really, we both know that if he keeps the pass for himself it will lead to further exploitation of the non-free pass holding classes, and they will eventually rise up. I'm only trying to prevent a revolution. |
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Sigurdur Hjartarson is a douche bag
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Re: Dear Blader, (advice for the lovelorn)
« Reply #25 on: April 12, 2007, 07:13:08 PM » |
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I agree with JDerion.
*feces*.
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Jules
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Re: Dear Blader, (advice for the lovelorn)
« Reply #26 on: April 13, 2007, 03:33:55 PM » |
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The good thing about getting old, is that you can hit the ball out of sight.
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Re: Dear Blader, (advice for the lovelorn)
« Reply #27 on: April 14, 2007, 05:43:04 AM » |
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Oprah and Angelina agree with JD.
And Blader.
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Re: Dear Blader, (advice for the lovelorn)
« Reply #28 on: April 14, 2007, 09:16:31 AM » |
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So we have two camps replying here,
Kamp 1 says Karma is the way to go, share the wealth.
Kamp 2 says screw Karma and play for free, let the other suckas pay.
What's the bet on which kamp MFAWG goes with?
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Re: Dear Blader, (advice for the lovelorn)
« Reply #29 on: April 14, 2007, 12:38:59 PM » |
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So we have two camps replying here,
Kamp 1 says Karma is the way to go, share the wealth.
Kamp 2 says screw Karma and play for free, let the other suckas pay.
What's the bet on which kamp MFAWG goes with?
Unless you're giving points, I'll take the under. |
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