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"defrauding the inkeeper"
« on: April 23, 2007, 10:31:21 AM »

http://news.bostonherald..../view.bg?articleid=196144
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« Reply #1 on: April 23, 2007, 10:34:26 AM »

Add it to the list.

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« Reply #2 on: April 23, 2007, 10:56:16 AM »

Wonder if they left a tip for the maid.
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« Reply #3 on: April 23, 2007, 11:38:47 AM »

Well I guess there refusal to pay because they didn't want anyone to find out what they had been doing....well....let's just say, not so much.
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« Reply #4 on: April 23, 2007, 12:07:31 PM »

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Two men were arrested early yesterday morning at the Radisson Hotel in Park Square when they couldn’t square the $600 tab for a smut-film bender they’d allegedly been on since checking into their room on Saturday.

yikes! a "smut-film bender"?!!  That doesn't sounds good.  lol...
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Re: "defrauding the inkeeper"
« Reply #5 on: April 23, 2007, 02:07:20 PM »

$600??!?  I wouldn't pay that, either -- what a rip-off!

(back of the envelope calculation - checkin Saturday @3pm, arrested Sunday @9am is 18 hours.  At ~2hrs/movie, that's 9 movies, make it an even 10 for easy calculations.  That's $60/movie!)
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« Reply #6 on: April 23, 2007, 02:34:33 PM »

$600??!?  I wouldn't pay that, either -- what a rip-off!

(back of the envelope calculation - checkin Saturday @3pm, arrested Sunday @9am is 18 hours.  At ~2hrs/movie, that's 9 movies, make it an even 10 for easy calculations.  That's $60/movie!)


I think the $600 includes the room.
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Re: "defrauding the inkeeper"
« Reply #7 on: April 23, 2007, 04:58:43 PM »

Ah!  OK.  That's better.
(No, wait, not really.  Don't most hotels, particularly the pricey ones, require a credit card when you check in, if not when you make the reservation?  This whole thing is sounding fishy.)
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« Reply #8 on: April 23, 2007, 05:01:45 PM »

"In February, a 56-year-old Connecticut man was arrested on charges of assault and battery on a police officer, larceny over $250 and resisting arrest after he allegedly refused to pay a $6,205 bill at the Centerfolds strip club in Chinatown police attributed to multiple lap dances."

Multiple lap dances, you don't say....
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« Reply #9 on: April 23, 2007, 05:09:55 PM »

Why is it "defrauding"?  Wouldn't that mean you're making an honest transaction?

"I was gonna fraud you by not paying my bill, but I figured that wasn't right, so to make up for it, I will defraud you, by paying in full, with a little extra, for you and the misses." Wink
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« Reply #10 on: April 23, 2007, 05:10:51 PM »

And innkeepers will continue to be deflowered like this until pr0n is liberated and once again free for all Americans.
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« Reply #11 on: April 24, 2007, 11:48:35 AM »

And innkeepers will continue to be deflowered like this until pr0n is liberated and once again free for all Americans.

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« Reply #12 on: April 24, 2007, 12:15:59 PM »

Why is it "defrauding"?  Wouldn't that mean you're making an honest transaction?

"I was gonna fraud you by not paying my bill, but I figured that wasn't right, so to make up for it, I will defraud you, by paying in full, with a little extra, for you and the misses." Wink

Maybe he meant "defrocking" the innkeeper.
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