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Re: Who is playing golf this weekend!!!!!
« Reply #15 on: May 04, 2007, 04:13:18 PM » |
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Re: Who is playing golf this weekend!!!!!
« Reply #16 on: May 04, 2007, 04:27:56 PM » |
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**RETRACTION** I was just upstairs talking to Karen. We were talking about the rain, and how green everything got. She said ".....(you)Really should have mowed the other day." Haven't mowed yet this year, but thought I could push it off 'til Saturday. I said "I'm planning on doing it early Saturday, before it rains." She says "I thought you were playing golf tomorrow." *FREEZE* [Ferris Bueller stop action, full face audience address] Now, when the wife looks at you and says I thought you were playing golf, your one and only response has to be "Yyyyyeeeeeeaaaahh. I uh, well of course I am. It's Saturday. You know. 'Cause I play golf on Saturdays, right? Yep." At this point, you could have the city set to condemn your property on the same day a storm of the same magnitude, rocked Clooney's boat,........it doesn't matter. You just got a free pass. You're playing golf. Period. 07:24. See you on the tee peaches.  |
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Jules
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Re: Who is playing golf this weekend!!!!!
« Reply #17 on: May 04, 2007, 04:34:42 PM » |
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Re: Who is playing golf this weekend!!!!!
« Reply #18 on: May 04, 2007, 04:35:21 PM » |
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**RETRACTION** I was just upstairs talking to Karen. We were talking about the rain, and how green everything got. She said ".....(you)Really should have mowed the other day." Haven't mowed yet this year, but thought I could push it off 'til Saturday. I said "I'm planning on doing it early Saturday, before it rains." She says "I thought you were playing golf tomorrow." *FREEZE* [Ferris Bueller stop action, full face audience address] Now, when the wife looks at you and says I thought you were playing golf, your one and only response has to be "Yyyyyeeeeeeaaaahh. I uh, well of course I am. It's Saturday. You know. 'Cause I play golf on Saturdays, right? Yep." At this point, you could have the city set to condemn your property on the same day a storm of the same magnitude, rocked Clooney's boat,........it doesn't matter. You just got a free pass. You're playing golf. Period. 07:24. See you on the tee peaches. Does Karen ever look over your shoulder while you're typing replies like that? Just wonderin'.... |
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Re: Who is playing golf this weekend!!!!!
« Reply #19 on: May 04, 2007, 04:37:24 PM » |
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Enjoy your time on the course, stroh! **RETRACTION**
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Enjoy your time on the course, stroh! Maybe you'll have time to mow the lawn after golfing. |
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stroh
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Re: Who is playing golf this weekend!!!!!
« Reply #20 on: May 04, 2007, 04:37:37 PM » |
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LOL! Thankfully no. If she did, I never would have made past a couple hundred posts over there, let alone seen the light of day in this place.  |
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Re: Who is playing golf this weekend!!!!!
« Reply #21 on: May 04, 2007, 04:54:18 PM » |
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**RETRACTION** *FREEZE* [Ferris Bueller stop action, full face audience address] You just got a free pass. You're playing golf. Period. 07:24. See you on the tee peaches. That's some funny typing chit there sweetheart, u culd b a riter. How about some photos, of you two out there on the course! We were gonna, and then we got to talking about how wanted we are in several states for various felonies including distribution of pröñography and various whacking offenses I'd rather not go into. Amazing hooking up with a guy from teh internet and it turns out we're both wanted by the FBI...what are the chances? |
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stroh
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Re: Who is playing golf this weekend!!!!!
« Reply #22 on: May 04, 2007, 04:55:39 PM » |
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......... distribution of pröñography and various whacking offenses
Same charge? |
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Re: Who is playing golf this weekend!!!!!
« Reply #23 on: May 04, 2007, 04:56:56 PM » |
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......... distribution of pröñography and various whacking offenses
Same charge? Strangely enuff no, and again my lawyers have said I better not talk about it. |
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Re: Who is playing golf this weekend!!!!!
« Reply #24 on: May 04, 2007, 04:58:35 PM » |
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**RETRACTION** *FREEZE* [Ferris Bueller stop action, full face audience address] You just got a free pass. You're playing golf. Period. 07:24. See you on the tee peaches. That's some funny typing chit there sweetheart, u culd b a riter. How about some photos, of you two out there on the course! We were gonna, and then we got to talking about how wanted we are in several states for various felonies including distribution of pröñography and various whacking offenses I'd rather not go into. Amazing hooking up with a guy from teh internet and it turns out we're both wanted by the FBI...what are the chances? It's okay, we would all understand..........I'm sure a little man-on-man action wouldn't worry me too much!!!!! After all we are all friends here!!!!! |
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stroh
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Re: Who is playing golf this weekend!!!!!
« Reply #25 on: May 04, 2007, 05:04:48 PM » |
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......... distribution of pröñography and various whacking offenses
Same charge? Strangely enuff no, and again my lawyers have said I better not talk about it. LOL. I say turn yourself in. Even after all these years, my guess is, you can still beat it. |
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Re: Who is playing golf this weekend!!!!!
« Reply #26 on: May 04, 2007, 05:08:22 PM » |
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......... distribution of pröñography and various whacking offenses
Same charge? Strangely enuff no, and again my lawyers have said I better not talk about it. LOL. I say turn yourself in. Even after all these years, my guess is, you can still beat it. Fear of a stiff sentence can render impotence. |
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Re: Who is playing golf this weekend!!!!!
« Reply #27 on: May 04, 2007, 05:23:56 PM » |
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stroh
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Re: Who is playing golf this weekend!!!!!
« Reply #28 on: May 04, 2007, 05:28:17 PM » |
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not me You just played. Clive said so.  |
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Re: Who is playing golf this weekend!!!!!
« Reply #29 on: May 04, 2007, 05:29:42 PM » |
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not me You just played. Clive said so. Does that mean he can't get out for another round again? Or at least wish he could? |
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