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Oh the humanity...
« on: May 14, 2007, 07:28:16 PM »

"Traffic smooth after peanut butter spill"

Police say traffic is returning to normal after a truck load of peanut butter spilled across a busy intersection in Melbourne's north this morning.

Traffic had been disrupted by slippery conditions after the truck lost its load at the corner of Settlement Road and Dalton Road, Thomastown shortly before 6am.

Workers from the local council were called in with equipment to absorb the oil from the peanut butter.

Police spokesman Senior Constable Leigh Wadeson told ABC radio he did not know whether the peanut butter was crunchy or smooth.

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« Reply #1 on: May 14, 2007, 07:35:12 PM »

If you bring in a dog and an ex-girlfriend I'm calling bull*feces*. 

Just so you know.
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« Reply #2 on: May 14, 2007, 07:41:18 PM »

Police spokesman Senior Constable Leigh Wadeson told ABC radio he did not know whether the peanut butter was crunchy or smooth.

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Re: Oh the humanity...
« Reply #3 on: May 14, 2007, 08:32:55 PM »

Thank god the vegimite is ok.
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« Reply #4 on: May 14, 2007, 08:36:13 PM »

If you bring in a dog and an ex-girlfriend I'm calling bull*feces*. 

Just so you know.

I'm not sure what you mean??
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« Reply #5 on: May 14, 2007, 08:57:12 PM »



I'm not sure what you mean??


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« Reply #6 on: May 14, 2007, 09:02:09 PM »

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« Reply #7 on: May 14, 2007, 09:05:13 PM »

Do I respond to the classic '80s KISS picture or to Rudy Ray Moore? So conflicted.  Don't Know
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« Reply #8 on: May 15, 2007, 10:09:30 AM »

Monte's dream date.
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