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Re: Ok ladies and gents place your bets.....
« Reply #15 on: May 16, 2007, 07:00:18 PM »


Mass vs. weight maybe?
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« Reply #16 on: May 16, 2007, 07:03:50 PM »


yup.
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Re: Ok ladies and gents place your bets.....
« Reply #17 on: May 16, 2007, 07:06:21 PM »


kilogram = unit of mass
Newton = unit of weight

pound (avoirdupois) = unit of mass
pound-force = unit of weight

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« Reply #18 on: May 16, 2007, 07:10:24 PM »

8 lbs, 6 oz
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« Reply #19 on: May 16, 2007, 07:19:39 PM »


kilogram = unit of mass
Newton = unit of weight

pound (avoirdupois) = unit of mass
pound-force = unit of weight


Huh?  Huh?

In a former occupation I dealt in kilos and grams. Since when wasn't a kilo 2.2 pounds?
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Re: Ok ladies and gents place your bets.....
« Reply #20 on: May 16, 2007, 07:29:40 PM »

9lbs 3oz
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« Reply #21 on: May 16, 2007, 08:33:36 PM »

Boy.  Looks like his mother.
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« Reply #22 on: May 16, 2007, 08:34:41 PM »

8 lbs., 9 oz.

Seamus: Tell twoiron to attach the baby to one end of a spring whose spring constant K is known with the other end of the spring fixed.  Pull the baby back in order to stretch the spring parallel to itself and let go, so that the system oscillates.  Measure the period of oscillation; denote this length of time by T.  Then baby mass = (K * T^2)/(4 * pi^2).
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Re: Ok ladies and gents place your bets.....
« Reply #23 on: May 16, 2007, 08:48:11 PM »

9 lbs even. Or possibly more, maybe less.
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Re: Ok ladies and gents place your bets.....
« Reply #24 on: May 16, 2007, 08:51:04 PM »

9 lbs even. Or possibly more, maybe less.

Way to cover all the bases.
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« Reply #25 on: May 16, 2007, 08:58:05 PM »

9 lbs even. Or possibly more, maybe less.

Way to cover all the bases.

lol Cheesy
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« Reply #26 on: May 16, 2007, 09:07:52 PM »


kilogram = unit of mass
Newton = unit of weight

pound (avoirdupois) = unit of mass
pound-force = unit of weight


Huh?  Huh?

In a former occupation I dealt in kilos and grams. Since when wasn't a kilo 2.2 pounds?

a kilogram is a measure of mass.  a pound(force) is a measure of weight (gravitational force acting through a mass)    a kilo is only 2.2 pounds(force) when g (gravitational acceleration) =9.80665m/s^2 

ex.  you have a sea level constant rotation earth weight of 160# (this seems to correspond to a mass of about 73 kilograms) .   on the moon your mass is still 73 kilograms.  your weight however, is no longer 160# (g on the moon is not equal to g on earth)
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« Reply #27 on: May 16, 2007, 09:09:58 PM »

And that's why I convert the baby to energy and then back-calculate.


Tune in next week when I teach you how to estimate a baby's age by cutting it in half and counting the rings.
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« Reply #28 on: May 16, 2007, 10:10:29 PM »

And that's why I convert the baby to energy and then back-calculate.


Tune in next week when I teach you how to estimate a baby's age by cutting it in half and counting the rings.

You can also measure the volume of a baby as follows:

1. Partially fill a large tub with water.
2. Place the tub with water on an electronic scale.
3. Zero out the scale by pressing the "Tare" button.
4. Place the baby in the tub, and hold him down so that he is completely immersed by the water. If any of the water spills out, then you added too much water and you need to start again from step 3. If the water doesn't completely cover the baby, then you need to add more water and start again from step 3.
5. While holding the baby down in the water, take the reading from the scale in grams.
6. The reading in grams equals the baby's volume in cubic centimeters or milliliters.

BTW, you can use this same method for measuring the volume of a driver. Some asshats from Far Hills, New Jersey say so.
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Re: Ok ladies and gents place your bets.....
« Reply #29 on: May 17, 2007, 07:47:49 AM »

9 lbs 9 oz
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