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Golfhos Ryder Cup, ROUND 2 FORMAT
« on: May 17, 2007, 12:35:37 AM » |
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Competitors, lurkers, slack-jawed groupies:
Round 2 awaits us. The format for this round shall be a modified Stableford. To wit:
Score (NET) on Hole -- Modified Stableford Score
Albatross (Double Eagle, yeah right): +8
Eagle: +5
Birdie: +2
Par: 0
Bogey: -1
Worse Than Bogey: -3
As you should realize, this format promotes a more aggressive approach to the round, as successfully taking risks is handsomely rewarded and horrible, Clive-like scores are not overly penalized.
Teams remain the same with slight handicap adjustments (that I'll edit into this post within 24 hours). If anyone's USGA or GameTrack handicap has changed from what is posted below, please PM me and let me know.
TEAMS:
Player -- Location -- HCP
twoiron -- Australia -- 5.0
Dunk -- Canada -- 8.7
Walfredo -- OK -- 9.4
TFT -- Great Britain -- 12.0 -- Captain
campy -- WY -- 15.0
Uisce Beatha -- Ireland -- 16.2
1puttpar -- CA -- 17.2
Seamus -- WA -- 20.0
BFBoy -- OH -- 22.5
tdcoly -- PA -- 22.7
Salamander -- Greece -- 26.0
wishi -- Australia -- 30.0
Player -- Location -- HCP
Fuzzy -- MN -- 6.4 -- Captain
Aske -- PA -- 10.6
JDerion -- NJ -- 13.1
MFAWG -- WA -- 14.6
stroh -- MN -- 16.0
golfer ray -- OK -- 17.0
Teed -- VA -- 19.5
Clive -- NC -- 20.3
Spanky -- TX -- 22.7
spaceage -- UT -- 26.0
The prevailing wisdom is captains turn in their player sheets for the round (ten players, in order of pairings), but that ALL PLAYERS try to get out and play nine holes.
Deadline for lineup submission: end of day (Eastern), Sunday, 20MAY2007.
Deadline to turn score in to me: end of day (Eastern again), Sunday, 03JUN2007.
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Clive
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Re: Golfhos Ryder Cup, ROUND 2 FORMAT
« Reply #1 on: May 17, 2007, 12:40:47 AM » |
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Captains:
Team Foreskin originally had lennyquai aboard. With his non-participation, the teams are out of balance, 12 to 10. As the team handicap averaged a 9, I suggest that either Dunk or Walfredo be moved across the line from Team TIT to Team Foreskin. Personally, I'd vote for Dunk, because his eyes are dreamy and not least because Walfredo reeks of bong water ... but it's your call.
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Re: Golfhos Ryder Cup, ROUND 2 FORMAT
« Reply #2 on: May 17, 2007, 06:52:44 AM » |
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Re: Golfhos Ryder Cup, ROUND 2 FORMAT
« Reply #3 on: May 17, 2007, 07:05:18 AM » |
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Captains:
Team Foreskin originally had lennyquai aboard. With his non-participation, the teams are out of balance, 12 to 10. As the team handicap averaged a 9, I suggest that either Dunk or Walfredo be moved across the line from Team TIT to Team Foreskin. Personally, I'd vote for Dunk, because his eyes are dreamy and not least because Walfredo reeks of bong water ... but it's your call.
Walfredo's been tainted by Cap'n TFT and I'm sure is a spy.  No offense, Walf. And I'm a sucker for dreamy eyes so we'll take Dunk. |
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Re: Golfhos Ryder Cup, ROUND 2 FORMAT
« Reply #4 on: May 17, 2007, 07:08:32 AM » |
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Walfredo's been tainted by Cap'n TFT
More assless chap adventures, no doubt. |
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Re: Golfhos Ryder Cup, ROUND 2 FORMAT
« Reply #5 on: May 17, 2007, 07:13:55 AM » |
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Walfredo's been tainted by Cap'n TFT
More assless chap adventures, no doubt. No doubt. But I wasn't going to say anything untoward about my esteemed fellow cap'n. |
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Uisce Beatha
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Re: Golfhos Ryder Cup, ROUND 2 FORMAT
« Reply #6 on: May 17, 2007, 07:17:34 AM » |
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I remember once in a YMCA basketball league I had to play in the fourth quarter 'cuz there was a rule that even short, crappy kids with accents and Fab Four haircuts had to play so many minutes. Close game in the playoffs. So anyhoo, we're losing and I was talked into "jamming my thumb" so a player who knew HTF to play basketball could come back in. And we won!!! Don't know why I thought of that just now.  |
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Re: Golfhos Ryder Cup, ROUND 2 FORMAT
« Reply #7 on: May 17, 2007, 07:26:15 AM » |
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I remember once in a YMCA basketball league I had to play in the fourth quarter 'cuz there was a rule that even short, crappy kids with accents and Fab Four haircuts had to play so many minutes. Close game in the playoffs. So anyhoo, we're losing and I was talked into "jamming my thumb" so a player who knew HTF to play basketball could come back in. And we won!!! Don't know why I thought of that just now. Let it out Uisce, we're here for you. |
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Re: Golfhos Ryder Cup, ROUND 2 FORMAT
« Reply #8 on: May 17, 2007, 07:30:27 AM » |
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No, hold it in.
It'll keep you warm at night...
(I wonder how many people will get that reference?)
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The things that will destroy America are prosperity at any price, peace at any price, safety first instead of duty first, the love of soft living and the get rich quick theory of life. -- Teddy Roosevelt
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Re: Golfhos Ryder Cup, ROUND 2 FORMAT
« Reply #9 on: May 17, 2007, 07:35:58 AM » |
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0/1
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Re: Golfhos Ryder Cup, ROUND 2 FORMAT
« Reply #10 on: May 17, 2007, 07:48:39 AM » |
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0/2
this could be the ultimate TJ.
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Re: Golfhos Ryder Cup, ROUND 2 FORMAT
« Reply #11 on: May 17, 2007, 09:41:22 AM » |
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Think VERY early Patrick Swayze flick...
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The things that will destroy America are prosperity at any price, peace at any price, safety first instead of duty first, the love of soft living and the get rich quick theory of life. -- Teddy Roosevelt
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Spanky
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Re: Golfhos Ryder Cup, ROUND 2 FORMAT
« Reply #12 on: May 17, 2007, 10:28:30 AM » |
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The Outsiders?
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Re: Golfhos Ryder Cup, ROUND 2 FORMAT
« Reply #13 on: May 17, 2007, 10:29:49 AM » |
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Nope.
Think 'Cheesy' earlly Swayze flick...
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The things that will destroy America are prosperity at any price, peace at any price, safety first instead of duty first, the love of soft living and the get rich quick theory of life. -- Teddy Roosevelt
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Re: Golfhos Ryder Cup, ROUND 2 FORMAT
« Reply #14 on: May 17, 2007, 10:33:10 AM » |
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Dirty Dancing
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