I just saw Clive's photo on FGI and...

I have nothing compared to Clive!!!

You boy's are just "all hot and sweaty" with the very thought  of him!!!

*funbags* and a bum, is nothing compared to Clive's leather ass-chaps!!!!

IJTUIMMAL

My guess is there is a forum for that.  However, they probably threadjack with talk about golf.

For the record:

1. I am 6'1".

2. I am dreamy, especially when naked and irrespective of colostomy bag.

3. At this point, I've shared a private hotel room with RangerX, Uisce, and a third guy who has all but left FGI afterward.

4. The Rickhicks tryst was somewhat unplanned.  Really, when you're 6'1" and Hicks is, well, Hicks-sized, his mouth is bound to bump into the wrong part and wham, bam, thank you, midget, you've had an experience that will haunt you.  (You'll notice, Rick, that I've never attended another Desert Storm since that escapade.  In fact, I switched my flights and left very early the next day, skipping a Sunday round.)

5. Rock Barn was magnificent.  Exceptionally well maintained, thoughtful design (by Robert Trent Jones Jr., BTW).  RangerX is always fun to spend a day with, and bamafamily and soflahack turned out to be really nice guys.  Bama in particular tried hard to match my sarcasm, although I fear the effort took quite a bit out of the little guy.

6. I played like steaming dog *feces*.  The day: first tee, short-ish par-4, sand left and right, more bail-out left.  I fight a hook.  I aim for the fairway edge of the bunker right (something like 240 to reach), expecting my usual draw and having room for my also-usual hook.  The 5-wood is well-struck, starts out maybe two yards right of intended line -- a really good shot for me -- and never draws an inch.  Beached.  It pretty much went like that.  I teed off with 12 balls in the bag, and I was down to my last one by the 16th tee.  Lost it on 17, but found two in the water and used a Slazenger to get home from there.  Ranger has the card, but I think I shot around 187.

Smite x10 

then again, so does nati light