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« on: June 01, 2007, 04:35:47 PM »
http://www.ajc.com/news/c...06/01/0601monsterpig.html
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« Reply #1 on: June 01, 2007, 04:45:17 PM »
HA!

Reminds me of where my friend works.  He's an engineer at an ammunition company that sells to hunters as well as the military.  So, they have these junkets where they bring in clients to duck hunt.  The clients sit in the blinds and ducks inevitably fly over them so they can shoot em.

What they do not know... the ducks are raised not far from the place where they get shot - and are trained from birth to take that flight path to get food.  So, they let some loose and they fly to that lake and the clients have their fun.  Bring in another group, release more ducks, rinse and repeat.

Funny thing is, my buddy used to hunt before he started working there - now he doesn't even own a gun anymore.
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« Reply #2 on: June 01, 2007, 05:10:47 PM »
'The monster hog gained worldwide acclaim after he was harvested by 11-year-old Jamison Stone with a .50-caliber pistol on May 3 at the Lost Creek Plantation, LLC, a hunting preserve in Delta. The big boar was hunted inside a large, low-fence enclosure and fired upon 16 times by Stone, who struck the animal nearly a half-dozen times during the three-hour hunt.'

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« Reply #3 on: June 01, 2007, 05:32:46 PM »
Quote from: TFT on June 01, 2007, 05:10:47 PM
'The monster hog gained worldwide acclaim after he was harvested by 11-year-old Jamison Stone with a .50-caliber pistol on May 3 at the Lost Creek Plantation, LLC, a hunting preserve in Delta. The big boar was hunted inside a large, low-fence enclosure and fired upon 16 times by Stone, who struck the animal nearly a half-dozen times during the three-hour hunt.'

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Like shooting fish in a barrel. Or is that "pork in a barrel"?
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« Reply #4 on: June 01, 2007, 07:19:39 PM »
Quote from: rickhicks on June 01, 2007, 04:45:17 PM
HA!

Reminds me of where my friend works.  He's an engineer at an ammunition company that sells to hunters as well as the military.  So, they have these junkets where they bring in clients to duck hunt.  The clients sit in the blinds and ducks inevitably fly over them so they can shoot em.

What they do not know... the ducks are raised not far from the place where they get shot - and are trained from birth to take that flight path to get food.  So, they let some loose and they fly to that lake and the clients have their fun.  Bring in another group, release more ducks, rinse and repeat.

Funny thing is, my buddy used to hunt before he started working there - now he doesn't even own a gun anymore.



Wow...There is a place not far from where I live that is eerily similar. It allegedly has the added feature of the ducks landing behind the hunters and walking back up to the release point which is very close to the food. It's a "hunt" club.

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