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Man almost loses arm on golf course.
« on: June 26, 2007, 08:23:51 AM »

I'm sorry, If I see a sign that says beware of gator, the ball that hits the water b/c of my errant shot is staying in the water.

http://www.cnn.com/2007/U...ator.attack.ap/index.html
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Re: Man almost loses arm on golf course.
« Reply #1 on: June 26, 2007, 08:26:11 AM »

One eyed alligators are bitter and petulant.  Everyone knows that.
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Re: Man almost loses arm on golf course.
« Reply #3 on: June 26, 2007, 10:37:36 AM »

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Re: Man almost loses arm on golf course.
« Reply #4 on: June 26, 2007, 11:08:38 AM »



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Re: Man almost loses arm on golf course.
« Reply #5 on: June 26, 2007, 11:55:20 AM »

I lost an arm and a leg once when my ball went in the water. Somehow that seems different.
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Re: Man almost loses arm on golf course.
« Reply #6 on: June 26, 2007, 12:11:54 PM »

LOL @ stegerman   Grin


And, seriously, I think I'd avoid the whole course if they had an alligator pond in the middle of a hole!  I smell a lawsuit coming on.  (Or, is this normal in Florida?  Man-eating creatures just sort of wander around over there?)

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Re: Man almost loses arm on golf course.
« Reply #7 on: June 26, 2007, 08:59:45 PM »

I'm sorry, If I see a sign that says beware of gator, the ball that hits the water b/c of my errant shot is staying in the water.

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Re: Man almost loses arm on golf course.
« Reply #8 on: June 27, 2007, 04:22:54 AM »

LOL @ stegerman   Grin


And, seriously, I think I'd avoid the whole course if they had an alligator pond in the middle of a hole!  I smell a lawsuit coming on.  (Or, is this normal in Florida?  Man-eating creatures just sort of wander around over there?)



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Yes. Alligators are not unusual on courses in Florida and Myrtle Beach. The first time I saw a gator in Florida, I was playing with 3 older retirees. I pulled a shot just short of this "log" laying close to some water. Thinking about my shot, I didn't realize that "log" was an alligator until I was 15-20 feet from it. Then I almost killed myself running away from it. I thought the 3 old guys were going to die laughing at me!
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Re: Man almost loses arm on golf course.
« Reply #9 on: June 27, 2007, 07:44:39 AM »

Every couse I have played in FL has had gators on it.  I remeber hitting a shot from the left rough with a pond some 20 feet behind me.  About 15 feet from me a gator was just chillin' in the son and I had to hit my ball with my back to him.  After I hit he jumped into the water and scared the *feces* out of me. 
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