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Man mistakes straw bale for stricken woman, gives it CPR
« on: June 27, 2007, 04:54:37 PM »


Man mistakes straw bale for stricken woman, gives it CPR
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A Hilton Head Island man confused bales of pine straw with a dead woman, and tried to resuscitate them early Tuesday morning, according to a sheriff's report.

The 39-year-old called deputies to the parking lot of Hilton Head Cabanas, 32 South Forest Beach Drive, at 1:49 a.m., saying he had just tried to perform CPR on a dead woman, according to the sheriff's report.

They arrived to find him talking to a large bale of pine straw.

When asked where the woman was, he pointed to the straw, the report stated.

The man told deputies five people knocked on his door and wanted to party. A woman asked him to come outside, and told him there was a dead woman laying in the parking lot, the report stated.

Deputies think the man had been drinking. The report says he thought Tuesday was Halloween and he had two empty bottles of bourbon inside his home.
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Re: Man mistakes straw bale for stricken woman, gives it CPR
« Reply #1 on: June 27, 2007, 04:58:30 PM »

"Just say no to drugs kids"....
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Re: Man mistakes straw bale for stricken woman, gives it CPR
« Reply #2 on: June 27, 2007, 05:10:19 PM »

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A Hilton Head Island man confused bales of pine straw with a dead woman, and tried to resuscitate them early Tuesday morning, according to a sheriff's report.


Ha ha! What an idiot! You can't resuscitate somebody who's already dead using CPR. Cheesy
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« Reply #3 on: June 27, 2007, 05:16:42 PM »

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