Clive
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GOLFHOS RYDER CUP, THIRD ROUND RESULTS (Final Update)
« on: July 12, 2007, 07:37:54 PM » |
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Spaceage () v. Campy ()Campy, by concession.Spanky (13) v. Dunk (5)Both players stumble with bogeys on the opener, but Spanky takes it with a stroke to go 1-up. The Dunk rattles goes off on a gross birdie-par-par-par-par binge. Spanks matches it with NET double-double-double-single-triple bogies. And that was it. For the record, Dunk scored a gross +1 -- great round! Dunk, 4&3.Clive () v. Uisce Beatha ()Uisce Beatha, by concession.Walfredo (5)Team Foreskins forfeits this match. Walfredo braved Ark-prompting weather to play. Despite the wet, dude set the course afire: par-par-par-par-bogey-birdie-par out of the gate to sit at level par (gross!) after seven. Stumbles on the final holes brought him in at +2 gross, -3 net. Walfredo, by forfeit.Golfer Ray () v. Jules ()Jules, by concession.Stroh (9) v. 1puttpar ()1puttpar, by concession.MFAWG (8 ) v. Seamus (10)Both players damaged the same course, although it's not known whether they played with each other.  At any rate, it was an epic clash: halving the first, Seamus wins #2. MFAWG wins two in a row to go 1-up himself. Seamus brings it right back to AS. MFAWG takes the next to reassert that 1-up lead with three to play. Seamus wins two straight to take MFAWG dormie into the last, which is somewhat predictably halved. Seamus, 1-up.JDerion () v. Twoiron ()Twoiron, by concession.Aske () v. Tdcoly (12)Tdcoly, by concession.Fuzzy () v. Salamander ()Salamander, by concession.Round Three score: Team White Meats (Transplants) -- 10 Team Prepuces (Natives) -- 0 Ryder Cup score (15.5 points required to win):
Team White Meats (Transplants) -- 22.5
Team Prepuces (Natives) -- 7.5
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Re: Golfhos Ryder Cup, Final Round Results
« Reply #1 on: July 12, 2007, 07:39:58 PM » |
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I Tiger'd the *feces* out of this one. Sorry guys.  |
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Re: Golfhos Ryder Cup, Final Round Results
« Reply #2 on: July 12, 2007, 08:07:12 PM » |
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It is not advisable, James, to venture unsolicited opinions. You should spare yourself the embarrassing discovery of their exact value to your listener.
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Re: Golfhos Ryder Cup, Final Round Results
« Reply #3 on: July 12, 2007, 10:08:34 PM » |
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I believe Seamus and I both have scores in, unless he's letting me off the hook because I was playing injured, LMAO...
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The things that will destroy America are prosperity at any price, peace at any price, safety first instead of duty first, the love of soft living and the get rich quick theory of life. -- Teddy Roosevelt
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Re: Golfhos Ryder Cup, Final Round Results
« Reply #4 on: July 13, 2007, 05:32:01 AM » |
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I believe Seamus and I both have scores in, unless he's letting me off the hook because I was playing injured, LMAO...
Even so sk8er boi...I'm guessing you beat me hmmmmmmmm, I'm gonna say 4 and 3, I'm sure it was an arse whoopin'. |
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Re: Golfhos Ryder Cup, Final Round Results
« Reply #5 on: July 13, 2007, 06:20:58 AM » |
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Nope. check the results... I'm still the only one of us that landed a 50/50 axle grind that morning  Mine wasn't anywhere near this good, but you get the idea... |
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The things that will destroy America are prosperity at any price, peace at any price, safety first instead of duty first, the love of soft living and the get rich quick theory of life. -- Teddy Roosevelt
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Re: Golfhos Ryder Cup, Final Round Results
« Reply #6 on: July 13, 2007, 07:03:57 AM » |
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No no no. You whooped MY arse.
Wear a helmet much?
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stroh
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Re: Golfhos Ryder Cup, Final Round Results
« Reply #7 on: July 13, 2007, 07:39:09 AM » |
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Damn, spacey! You never said anything about you being that good on a board! You kick ass. |
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Re: Golfhos Ryder Cup, Final Round Results
« Reply #8 on: July 13, 2007, 07:44:44 AM » |
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Damn, spacey! You never said anything about you being that good on a board! You kick ass. Not so much, I was there. Spacey was standing on his board at the edge of the drop trying to look cool. Then he fell over backward. |
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Re: Golfhos Ryder Cup, Final Round Results
« Reply #9 on: July 13, 2007, 08:24:27 AM » |
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holy *feces*
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Re: Golfhos Ryder Cup, Final Round Results
« Reply #10 on: July 13, 2007, 09:10:05 AM » |
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Damn, spacey! You never said anything about you being that good on a board! You kick ass. Not so much, I was there. Spacey was standing on his board at the edge of the drop trying to look cool. Then he fell over backward. Somehow I suspect this would make more sense if I could see photobucket pictures at work. Then again, maybe not. |
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An angel who did not so much as fall, but saunter vaguely downwards.
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Re: Golfhos Ryder Cup, Final Round Results
« Reply #11 on: July 13, 2007, 09:15:24 AM » |
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When you get home, it will look more like Ric Romero with a Moran sign than you anyway.  |
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Re: Golfhos Ryder Cup, Final Round Results
« Reply #12 on: July 13, 2007, 06:16:08 PM » |
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lol
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Re: Golfhos Ryder Cup, Final Round Results
« Reply #13 on: July 13, 2007, 08:25:46 PM » |
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No no no. You whooped MY arse.
Wear a helmet much?
The helmet messes my coiffe up, so I didn't wear one last week. Wanted to look good for ya, hon....  Anything over 4 feet, I pad up and helmet up. I don't skate big vert that much, but I really should wear that stuff all the time. I almost always wear wrist braces, and I should have been wearing ankle braces last weekend... |
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The things that will destroy America are prosperity at any price, peace at any price, safety first instead of duty first, the love of soft living and the get rich quick theory of life. -- Teddy Roosevelt
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Re: Golfhos Ryder Cup, Final Round Results
« Reply #14 on: July 16, 2007, 08:47:22 AM » |
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Had a good round yesterday but I did not designate it my GHRC round. Clive, it might have been tough to beat... and if I'd been able to post my back nine it would have been full of net birdies.  Anyway, yesterday was the last day of the handicap period and the round dropped my index to 15.6 for the rest of July. I'M ON FIRE!!!! Maybe. |
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