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Re: When you got married......
« Reply #15 on: July 19, 2007, 12:25:08 PM »

So....that's why you wouldn't let me cover half that bill the DS'ers stiffed you with at Sugar Daddy's Cheers.
Which year was that?  I hope I wasn't one of the "stiffers"!

(I think 2004 was the last one I attended.)
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« Reply #16 on: July 19, 2007, 12:26:51 PM »

All I need are my Wellies and a cliff top.

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« Reply #17 on: July 19, 2007, 12:27:36 PM »

I hope I wasn't one of the "stiffers"!


I believe this was addressed in another thread.
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« Reply #18 on: July 19, 2007, 12:43:19 PM »

I hope I wasn't one of the "stiffers"!


I believe this was addressed in another thread.

I believe 'twas  Lips Sealed Wink



It was last year Clive - you were not there - but I'll take latent donations nonetheless  Cheesy

I wasn't really 'stiffed' though, I kinda volunteered for it - it was a matter of having a general tab and people confusing the hell out of the waitress later with who drank what, separate bills, etc.  To save time, confusion, and frustration on all parties - I just gave the waitress my card and ended the dilemma.  I'm a problem solver - its what I do.

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« Reply #19 on: July 19, 2007, 12:48:01 PM »

I'm a problem solver - its what I do.

Bull*feces*.  You were trying to score with the waitress.
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« Reply #20 on: July 19, 2007, 12:58:16 PM »

Best move I ever made. 


And who'd have thought that after so many years of marriage, I'd have a "trophy" wife.
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You had to know that was coming after the trophy wife statement.... Grin
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« Reply #21 on: July 19, 2007, 01:00:52 PM »

Pics of the lovely Katherine/Kathleen/??? have been posted before.  She's hot, no question, but Dunk himself is dreamy like Frankie Avalon. 
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« Reply #22 on: July 19, 2007, 01:19:14 PM »

Pics of the lovely Katherine/Kathleen/??? have been posted before.  She's hot, no question, but Dunk himself is dreamy like Frankie Avalon.
It's the eyes.  They sparkle more than those astronomy pictures he posts.  I'd go for him myself if I weren't already married (trophy wife!) and ostensibly hetero****ual.
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« Reply #23 on: July 19, 2007, 01:33:19 PM »

Pics of the lovely Katherine/Kathleen/??? have been posted before.  She's hot, no question, but Dunk himself is dreamy like Frankie Avalon.
It's the eyes.  They sparkle more than those astronomy pictures he posts.  I'd go for him myself if I weren't already married (trophy wife!) and ostensibly hetero****ual.
Yeah, those dreamy, sparkly Frankie Avalon eyes get me everytime I look in a mirror!! Lips Sealed

And I'll have to post some pics of my darlin' Kathleen when I get home.
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« Reply #24 on: July 19, 2007, 01:47:33 PM »

I sometimes wonder if the only reason Russell got married, was so he would never have to go grocery shopping again!!!! Grin Grin Grin
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« Reply #25 on: July 19, 2007, 02:13:56 PM »

I sometimes wonder if the only reason Russell got married, was so he would never have to go grocery shopping again!!!! Grin Grin Grin



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« Reply #26 on: July 19, 2007, 02:19:42 PM »

I sometimes wonder if the only reason Russell got married, was so he would never have to go grocery shopping again!!!! Grin Grin Grin

My guess is that grocery shopping played into the decision, it certainly did for me.  Now, that said, never overlook the boobie component - said component being a determining factor for many of man's actions (just ask the little guy in the avatar - he loves 'em).
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« Reply #27 on: July 19, 2007, 02:24:26 PM »

I sometimes wonder if the only reason Russell got married, was so he would never have to go grocery shopping again!!!! Grin Grin Grin




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« Reply #28 on: July 19, 2007, 02:35:12 PM »

Not completely stiffed - there were a few, like PB, that offered to contribute - but it was just easier to hand the waitress my card and be done with it (I was in a hurry  Wink )

Yeah, like you was hittin' on the wimmen I waz talkin' to.  You ain't just a beer stealin' midget hobbit is  you? Grin
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« Reply #29 on: July 19, 2007, 02:39:00 PM »


 Now, that said, never overlook the boobie component - said component being a determining factor for many of man's actions (just ask the little guy in the avatar - he loves 'em).

All a girl has to do,is give the boobs a bit of a jiggle, and show a bit of nipple, and you boy's are putty in our hands!!!!! Grin Grin Grin Grin

Well, except for Clive & his midgets!!!!! Grin Grin Grin Grin
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