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Uisce Beatha
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Counter-clockwise
« on: July 20, 2007, 09:54:58 AM »

Dear Mr. Greenkeeper,

When mowing the fairways early on a summer morning please start at #18/#9 and finish on #10/#1.  It's fairly embarrassing to almost kill you with my drive once.  I'd prefer to avoid doing so half a dozen times. 

Thanks in advance,
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« Reply #1 on: July 20, 2007, 09:58:53 AM »

It seems such a simple concept, yet lost on so many across this great nation.

The ignorance is deeply rooted in the great state of Minnesota as well my friend.  Sad

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« Reply #2 on: July 20, 2007, 10:10:48 AM »

you should just play the course in reverse
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« Reply #3 on: July 20, 2007, 10:13:40 AM »

you should just play the course in reverse

Seems that way sometimes.
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« Reply #4 on: July 20, 2007, 11:49:15 AM »

Dear Mr. Greenkeeper,

When mowing the fairways early on a summer morning please start at #18/#9 and finish on #10/#1.  It's fairly embarrassing to almost kill you with my drive once.  I'd prefer to avoid doing so half a dozen times. 

Thanks in advance,
Uisce

I guess that would work if you're the only one playing on the course. What they need to do his get some of these:



and mow the course at night.
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« Reply #5 on: July 20, 2007, 12:37:41 PM »

I guess that would work if you're the only one playing on the course.

You're not looking at this as a selfish golfer.  Cheesy  Yeah, going opposite to play on a full course doesn't decrease his odds of being hit.  But it does decrease the odds of him being hit by the same player. 

I was in a freakin' mower dude pinball machine this morning.  By the time I finished I'd made friends with three of them and the one guy asked me to help him move on Saturday.  Shocked
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« Reply #6 on: July 20, 2007, 12:52:41 PM »






Gold Five to Red leader, I Lost Tiree, Lost Dutch. They came from... behind!

Cut the chatter Red 2.
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