In order to understand the conspiracy of the internet mind control of golfers, you need to realize that everything is controlled by a secret cabal of Golfhos members made up of Dystopia and his henchmen Aske and Fuzzy, with help from a bunch of lefty libs who hate 'merka.
The conspiracy first started during the Great FGI Schism in 2006. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including Tiger Woods' ascension to #1 in the world rankings, and even Stroh being named an FGI moderator.
Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified when they take off their hats on the 18th green.
They want to flog OEM apologists and imprison resisters in Utah, or on an orbiting space prison using the Space Shuttle.
In order to prepare for this, we all must click our heels together and say "there's no club like Nike". But since the media is controlled by Clive and his propaganda ministers Uisce Beatha and Spacey, we should get our information from E-A-G-L-E and Torpedo only!!
Of course now that I've told you this, I'll have to kill you!!!
Create your own left wing conspiracy theory here:
http://www.cjnetworks.com/~cubsfan/conspiracy.html 
