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Why Didn't He Just Get Married?

 
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Why Didn't He Just Get Married?
« on: August 07, 2007, 09:58:07 AM »

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Police searched the home in the 600 block of York Avenue on July 28, looking for a list of items including blood, medical instruments, fingerprints, documents discussing medical procedures, computers, and testicles.
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Re: Why Didn't He Just Get Married?
« Reply #1 on: August 07, 2007, 10:13:20 AM »

...blood, medical instruments, fingerprints, documents discussing medical procedures, computers, and testicles.

By sheer coincidence this list mirrors the one Clive uses in preparation for a road trip.
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Re: Why Didn't He Just Get Married?
« Reply #2 on: August 07, 2007, 01:23:44 PM »



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Since then, St. Paul police have been looking for the people behind the surgery, suspecting that it was an illegal medical procedure. Only those licensed to practice medicine in Minnesota may perform a medical procedure here. Angus wouldn't say who the mysterious practitioners were, telling police that he didn't want to get them into trouble.

His wife, Anna Marie Angus, told police that her husband spends a lot of time on the Internet and uses a computer kept in a lower-level bedroom. She said he uses that room because he has limited mobility. The daughter told police that she didn't want them to search her father's house, the affidavit says.

Wow, that is messed up!
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Re: Why Didn't He Just Get Married?
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Re: Why Didn't He Just Get Married?
« Reply #4 on: August 07, 2007, 02:15:22 PM »

Sometimes you don't.   Buddies

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Re: Why Didn't He Just Get Married?
« Reply #5 on: August 07, 2007, 02:50:47 PM »

And that's it and that's the only thing I need, is this. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that's all I need. And that's all I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one - I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair.
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