twoiron
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You're nicked!!
« on: August 09, 2007, 04:40:07 PM » |
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An English motorcycle thief fingered himself to police. The thief crashed the machine in South Shields, South Tyneside. Trapped under the bike, he tore a finger off in his haste to get away. Investigating police matched the digit with the patient soon after at South Tyneside District Hospital
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Uisce Beatha
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Re: You're nicked!!
« Reply #1 on: August 09, 2007, 04:47:55 PM » |
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Re: You're nicked!!
« Reply #2 on: August 09, 2007, 08:11:19 PM » |
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You couldn't have 'Shopped out the other digit?
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Uisce Beatha
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Re: You're nicked!!
« Reply #3 on: August 09, 2007, 08:26:14 PM » |
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You couldn't have 'Shopped out the other digit?
Thinkin' of the twins. |
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"If you're darker than a caramel, Reverend Al speaks for you." - Aasif Mandvi
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Re: You're nicked!!
« Reply #4 on: August 09, 2007, 08:31:33 PM » |
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"fingered himself"? Is that some sort of Aussie euphemism?
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Re: You're nicked!!
« Reply #5 on: August 09, 2007, 09:24:36 PM » |
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You couldn't have 'Shopped out the other digit?
Thinkin' of the twins. Thank you.  |
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Re: You're nicked!!
« Reply #6 on: August 11, 2007, 04:39:23 AM » |
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"fingered himself"? Is that some sort of Aussie euphemism?
No, it means something really naughtly!!!  Use your imagination!!!  |
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Re: You're nicked!!
« Reply #7 on: August 12, 2007, 05:00:09 AM » |
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"fingered himself"? Is that some sort of Aussie euphemism?
No, it means something really naughtly!!! Use your imagination!!!  |
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Re: You're nicked!!
« Reply #8 on: August 12, 2007, 02:04:01 PM » |
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The good thing about getting old, is that you can hit the ball out of sight.
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Re: You're nicked!!
« Reply #9 on: August 12, 2007, 04:31:20 PM » |
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Woman, open the door, don't let it sting. I wanna breathe that fire again.
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Re: You're nicked!!
« Reply #10 on: August 13, 2007, 02:54:48 AM » |
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