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You're nicked!!
« on: August 09, 2007, 04:40:07 PM »

An English motorcycle thief fingered himself to police. The thief crashed the machine in South Shields, South Tyneside. Trapped under the bike, he tore a finger off in his haste to get away. Investigating police matched the digit with the patient soon after at South Tyneside District Hospital
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« Reply #1 on: August 09, 2007, 04:47:55 PM »

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« Reply #2 on: August 09, 2007, 08:11:19 PM »

You couldn't have 'Shopped out the other digit?
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« Reply #3 on: August 09, 2007, 08:26:14 PM »

You couldn't have 'Shopped out the other digit?

Thinkin' of the twins.
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« Reply #4 on: August 09, 2007, 08:31:33 PM »

"fingered himself"? Is that some sort of Aussie euphemism?
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« Reply #5 on: August 09, 2007, 09:24:36 PM »

You couldn't have 'Shopped out the other digit?

Thinkin' of the twins.

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« Reply #6 on: August 11, 2007, 04:39:23 AM »

"fingered himself"? Is that some sort of Aussie euphemism?

No, it means something really naughtly!!! Lips Sealed Lips Sealed

Use your imagination!!! Shocked
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« Reply #7 on: August 12, 2007, 05:00:09 AM »

"fingered himself"? Is that some sort of Aussie euphemism?

No, it means something really naughtly!!! Lips Sealed Lips Sealed

Use your imagination!!! Shocked

 Roll Eyes
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« Reply #8 on: August 12, 2007, 02:04:01 PM »

"fingered himself"? Is that some sort of Aussie euphemism?

No, it means something really naughtly!!! Lips Sealed Lips Sealed

Use your imagination!!! Shocked

 Roll Eyes

 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
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« Reply #9 on: August 12, 2007, 04:31:20 PM »

"fingered himself"? Is that some sort of Aussie euphemism?

No, it means something really naughtly!!! Lips Sealed Lips Sealed

Use your imagination!!! Shocked

 Roll Eyes

 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
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« Reply #10 on: August 13, 2007, 02:54:48 AM »

Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
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