So, a few of you boy's have really been

My wife told me I could take a 2nd bride if it meant someone to clean the house, cook the food, etc. but I was absolutely not allowed to partake of her naughty bits and fun zones. I already have one wife who I don't get to have **** with, why would I want another?

My guess is, when he reads that post, he won't be able to hold his water.

LOL!  Dude on the radio said almost the same thing yesterday.

[Discussion was on 'already married' people going on some alternate reality web site, where you can hook hup.  Hang out, and even get married, and live this online fantasy)

Quote:  "After being married for 10 years;  I can't see why a guy would want an additional wife"

I LOL'd pretty hard.

I guess you had to be there.


[Edit:  Totally nothing like GolfHos.  Nothing.  Totally.]

At all.

On a Saturday afternoon in July, Mr. Hoogestraat decides to go to the beach. He lights a cigarette and enters Second Life, one of 42,752 people logged on at the time. Immediately, he gets an instant message from Tenaj Jackalope, his Second Life wife, saying she'll be right there.

They meet at their home, a three-story, modern-looking building on a grassy bluff overlooking the ocean, then head to his beach club by teleporting, or instantly moving to a new screen by typing in a location. A full-blown dance party is under way. A dozen avatars, digital representations of other live players, gyrate on the sand, twisting their hips and waving their arms. Several dance topless and some are fully nude. Dutch gets pelted with instant messages.

"What took you so long, Dutch?" a dancer asks.

"Howdy, Boss Man," an avatar named Whiskey Girl says.
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Nearly 40% of men and 53% of women who play online games said their virtual friends were equal to or better than their real-life friends, according to a survey of 30,000 gamers conducted by Nick Yee, a recent Ph.D. graduate from Stanford University.

I bet one of those children is porkchop and I bet I know which one