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I'm actually going to attempt to play golf today.....
« on: September 04, 2007, 03:31:59 AM »

I haven't held a club in six weeks, and it was six weeks before that the last time I played.

A buddy, (who really likes to drink, and I ain't talking Stroh) called me yesterday and asked me to join and fill out a foursome.

Okay, why not?  I'll pick up a case of beer on the way to the course, there are four of us playing you know.

I'm gonna carry 5w, 7w, 9w, 5-PW, 52, 60 (very firm sand at the course we're playing) 64,68, and putter.  The course is 6800 yards 71.6/128.

I'll fill you all in on the futility of it all later today. Tongue
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Re: I'm actually going to attempt to play golf today.....
« Reply #1 on: September 04, 2007, 04:02:01 AM »

How can you not have a great day, you are out in the fresh air playing golf and drinking beer!!!! Grin Grin

Ain't Life Grand!!! Grin Grin


Have a great day!! Grin
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« Reply #2 on: September 04, 2007, 06:56:08 AM »

Have fun.  Enjoy the day with your friends.

We'll miss you at DSIV this year.
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Re: I'm actually going to attempt to play golf today.....
« Reply #3 on: September 04, 2007, 10:56:57 AM »

Enjoy the round of golf!
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Re: I'm actually going to attempt to play golf today.....
« Reply #4 on: September 04, 2007, 11:44:08 AM »

Good luck!

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« Reply #5 on: September 04, 2007, 11:53:51 AM »

Thanks for all the kind wishes.

I went 49 and 44 today.  If I coulda sunk a putt............ No No

Drank some beer, did the Uisce thing on the first tee, had a good time.

Might even play tommorrow............. Wink
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« Reply #6 on: September 04, 2007, 02:25:04 PM »

Thanks for all the kind wishes.

I went 49 and 44 today.  If I coulda sunk a putt............ No No

Drank some beer, did the Uisce thing on the first tee, had a good time.

Might even play tommorrow............. Wink

get a job. Roll Eyes
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« Reply #7 on: September 04, 2007, 02:41:41 PM »

nicely done
I can't break 90 now either so you are in excellent company  Undecided
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« Reply #8 on: September 04, 2007, 02:45:53 PM »

Drank some beer, did the Uisce thing on the first tee, had a good time.

So did you find your ball in the scrub oak over by #18?

Me neither.   Angry

Glad you got out though.  Six weeks without golf... in the summer?  Not good.
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« Reply #9 on: September 04, 2007, 02:48:06 PM »

Drank some beer, did the Uisce thing on the first tee, had a good time.

So did you find your ball in the scrub oak over by #18?

Me neither.   Angry


lol. +1
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« Reply #10 on: September 04, 2007, 02:53:05 PM »

Drank some beer, did the Uisce thing on the first tee, had a good time.

So did you find your ball in the scrub oak over by #18?

Me neither.   Angry


lol. +1

Wink

So much for not talking about #1, eh?  LOL, I was DQ'd from the get-go.  Mark just had to avoid doing the same for 17.8 holes and he earned himself a beer no matter his score.
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« Reply #11 on: September 04, 2007, 03:00:18 PM »

Drank some beer, did the Uisce thing on the first tee, had a good time.

So did you find your ball in the scrub oak over by #18?

Me neither.   Angry


lol. +1

Wink

So much for not talking about #1, eh?  LOL, I was DQ'd from the get-go.  Mark just had to avoid doing the same for 17.8 holes and he earned himself a beer no matter his score.

That's okay, when I said "let's never speak of this hole again" it was before I realized that it was going to be pretty much the story of my entire game. Mark gave it a good effort at DQ when he flew the green on 16 with both his first shot and his provisional.
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« Reply #12 on: September 04, 2007, 03:02:36 PM »

That's okay, when I said "let's never speak of this hole again" it was before I realized that it was going to be pretty much the story of my entire game. Mark gave it a good effort at DQ when he flew the green on 16 with both his first shot and his provisional.

Mark NEVER loses golf balls.  Seriously.  Never.  He's a *goshdarn* witch.
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« Reply #13 on: September 04, 2007, 03:11:30 PM »

Drank some beer, did the Uisce thing on the first tee, had a good time.

So did you find your ball in the scrub oak over by #18?

Me neither.   Angry

Glad you got out though.  Six weeks without golf... in the summer?  Not good.

I meant, a shot of Mr. Beam on the first hole.  You know to numb the pain.

I did find a chrysalis on the grip of my 9 iron during the round though LOL!

Only lost two balls to the water gods.  I'm down to 10 golf balls total.  If (I mean when, we have an 8:30 tee time) I play tommorrow,  I'll have to be careful.
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« Reply #14 on: September 04, 2007, 03:11:52 PM »

That's okay, when I said "let's never speak of this hole again" it was before I realized that it was going to be pretty much the story of my entire game. Mark gave it a good effort at DQ when he flew the green on 16 with both his first shot and his provisional.

Mark NEVER loses golf balls.  Seriously.  Never.  He's a *goshdarn* witch.
Never loses balls and has one of the most amazing chip shots I've ever seen. I hate him so very, very much.  Cartman
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