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« on: September 10, 2007, 05:10:52 AM » |
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Anita Ovard moved to her Rocky Mountains home in Pocatello, Idaho, because she wanted to see more wildlife. The view got a little too close when a moose decided to demolish her front door and burst into her front room. Wildlife experts believe the spooked moose saw its own reflection in a window.
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Re: ..maybe she was just ugly??...
« Reply #1 on: September 10, 2007, 07:44:58 AM » |
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The moose was probably cold. Pocatello's the coldest spot on the planet. I have to go up there for a soccer tourney next weekend. It'll be cold. It always is.
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Re: ..maybe she was just ugly??...
« Reply #2 on: September 10, 2007, 07:50:08 AM » |
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Not even close, Fairbanks is WAY colder. Seriously 60 below several times when I was there.
I remember looking out my back window one morning and having a moose cow standing on the deck looking right in, which scared the crap out of me...
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« Reply #3 on: September 10, 2007, 09:12:27 AM » |
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The moose was probably cold. Pocatello's the coldest spot on the planet. I have to go up there for a soccer tourney next weekend. It'll be cold. It always is.
Hey, but at least it's also one of the ugliest and most boring cities in the northern hemisphere. |
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Re: ..maybe she was just ugly??...
« Reply #4 on: September 10, 2007, 12:04:16 PM » |
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The moose was probably cold. Pocatello's the coldest spot on the planet. I have to go up there for a soccer tourney next weekend. It'll be cold. It always is.
Hey, but at least it's also one of the ugliest and most boring cities in the northern hemisphere. I can tell you've never been to Dayton, Ohio.  |
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« Reply #5 on: September 10, 2007, 12:16:56 PM » |
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Or Bakersfield, or even Wheeling, WV for that matter.
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« Reply #6 on: September 10, 2007, 12:27:57 PM » |
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I guess I should have been clearer. Pocatello isn't ugly in a Bakersfield sort of way. It's more like ugly in a 80s movie chick before they take off her glasses and let down her hair sort of way.
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« Reply #7 on: September 10, 2007, 12:31:09 PM » |
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I guess I should have been clearer. Pocatello isn't ugly in a Bakersfield sort of way. It's more like ugly in a 80s movie chick before they take off her glasses and let down her hair sort of way.
And it's cold. |
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« Reply #8 on: September 10, 2007, 12:52:20 PM » |
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I guess I should have been clearer. Pocatello isn't ugly in a Bakersfield sort of way. It's more like ugly in a 80s movie chick before they take off her glasses and let down her hair sort of way.
And it's cold. Famous for their mushrooms. |
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« Reply #9 on: September 10, 2007, 12:53:14 PM » |
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Had wooden teeth. Chased Moby *8==>*.
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Re: ..maybe she was just ugly??...
« Reply #10 on: September 10, 2007, 12:55:01 PM » |
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I guess I should have been clearer. Pocatello isn't ugly in a Bakersfield sort of way. It's more like ugly in a 80s movie chick before they take off her glasses and let down her hair sort of way.
And it's cold. Not cold as in temperature, but cold as in that 80s movie where the lead teen guy gets totally used and then humiliatingly dropped by the hot girl in front of all her cool friends before he notices the 80s movie chick has taken off her glasses and let down her hair. |
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« Reply #11 on: September 10, 2007, 02:01:35 PM » |
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So what are you boy's saying, Pocatello is really a fantastic town if you get to know it!!!  |
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Re: ..maybe she was just ugly??...
« Reply #12 on: September 10, 2007, 06:04:02 PM » |
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You want cold, boring Western town?
Look no further than Laramie, Wyoming.
That is all.
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« Reply #13 on: September 10, 2007, 06:08:47 PM » |
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You want cold, boring Western town?
Look no further than Laramie, Wyoming.
That is all.
You are correct, sir. |
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Re: ..maybe she was just ugly??...
« Reply #14 on: September 10, 2007, 06:56:13 PM » |
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You want cold, boring Western town?
Look no further than Laramie, Wyoming.
That is all. Hey! I spent a night in Laramie, and ... OK, you're right. |
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