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Re: Vile fruit
« Reply #15 on: September 12, 2007, 09:52:27 PM »

spacey ate durian
I said I hate baklava
I made the thread jacked.
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Re: Vile fruit
« Reply #16 on: September 13, 2007, 06:32:47 AM »

I like to go to greek restaurants and festivals. 

Mrs Blader thinks its for the baklava, and never fails to 'stuff a little in my stocking' every once in a while. 

In truth, I go to see the greek women
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Re: Vile fruit
« Reply #17 on: September 13, 2007, 07:22:42 AM »

Nothing is hotter than a Greek woman wearing a baklava.  Or eating a balaclava.  Or baking a tuque.  Or something.

BTW, the composite in that link is about as beautiful a woman as I've ever seen.  Of course I'm very much turned on by fake, internet women.
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Re: Vile fruit
« Reply #18 on: September 13, 2007, 07:41:40 AM »

I friend of mine growing up would always have that *feces* with him.  I have tried it and agree it is some nasty *feces*.  I live right next to Chinatown and there is this really nice grocery store with all kinds of :airquotes:exotic Air quotes food from all over the world.   
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Re: Vile fruit
« Reply #19 on: September 13, 2007, 07:44:35 AM »

I suppose I've developed a quirky fantasy, of smearing then eating some freshly baked baklava all over a composite greek godess. 

But I wouldn't let her wear her balaclava. Greek women should never be allowed to even possess a balaclava.

No way.
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Re: Vile fruit
« Reply #20 on: September 13, 2007, 07:47:40 AM »

But I wouldn't let her wear her balaclava. Greek women should never be allowed to even possess a balaclava.

How are they supposed to get away with blowing up Turkish Cypriots?
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Re: Vile fruit
« Reply #21 on: September 13, 2007, 01:32:53 PM »

southernfood.about.com has a recipe for baklava - that officially removes any "exotic" status:  http://southernfood.about...owniesbars/r/bl30206n.htm
And, I agree - baklava rocks.  (And also that the composite Greek woman is absolutely gorgeous -- but then again, she's a composite of a couple dozen gorgeous women, so why wouldn't she be?)


Durian is OK.  It kind of tastes like overripe banana, if you ignore the smell.  I think I'll just stick to bananas, though, myself.   Grin
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Re: Vile fruit
« Reply #22 on: September 13, 2007, 01:35:50 PM »

It kind of tastes like overripe banana smashed through a sewage soaked dirty gym sock and then sprayed by a skunk, particularly if you're still burping it up 4 hours later, assuming you even can ignore the smell.

Fixed it.
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Re: Vile fruit
« Reply #23 on: September 13, 2007, 01:40:59 PM »

It kind of tastes like overripe banana smashed through a sewage soaked dirty gym sock and then sprayed by a skunk, particularly if you're still burping it up 4 hours later, assuming you even can ignore the smell.

Fixed it.

What a coincidence! The guy depicted in your avatar looks like his face was smeared with an overripe banana smashed through a sewage soaked dirty gym sock and then sprayed by a skunk. Or maybe he just ate some durian.
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