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English is my mother tongue and stuff

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English is my mother tongue and stuff
« on: September 16, 2007, 03:11:55 PM »
Within five minutes this morning:

1) Radio ad for some sort of building supply warehouse club - "You can save up to 50% and more". 

2) Clubhouse at the golfcourse.  Guy comes in and asks "Do you have room for a single?"  Guy behind the desk looks up and responds "Are you by yourself?"
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Re: English is my mother tongue and stuff
« Reply #1 on: September 16, 2007, 03:15:51 PM »
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Re: English is my mother tongue and stuff
« Reply #2 on: September 16, 2007, 03:16:43 PM »
1) Ouch

2) Double ouch

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Re: English is my mother tongue and stuff
« Reply #3 on: September 16, 2007, 03:20:36 PM »
Sounds like people are taking after Yogi Berra. See the sig.
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