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Nerd Auction
« on: September 25, 2007, 01:49:53 PM »
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Nerds to auction themselves to women
http://news.yahoo.com/s/a...hfvUYmu2T.pkC9.4FY0vtiBIF
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PULLMAN, Wash. - Looking to recruit more women, and perhaps date some sorority girls, the largest computer club at Washington State University hopes to hold a "nerd auction."

The idea is to trade their computer skills to sorority girls in exchange for a makeover and, possibly, a date.

"You can buy a nerd and he'll fix your computer, help you with stats homework, or if you're really adventurous, take you to dinner!" Ben Ford, president of the Linux Users Group, said on its Web site recently.

Ford acknowledged that some of the group's 213 registered members may not be ready for the auction block.

"The problem is that we're all still nerds. Let's face it, guys. If anyone's going to bid on us, we'll need some spicing up," he wrote. "And who better to help with that than sorority girls who like nothing better than a makeover?"
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Re: Nerd Auction
« Reply #1 on: September 25, 2007, 01:58:31 PM »

NERDS!!!!
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Re: Nerd Auction
« Reply #2 on: September 25, 2007, 02:04:39 PM »
lol!  That's too funny!
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« Reply #3 on: September 25, 2007, 02:07:28 PM »
I'd rather eat nails than have to talk to a college-aged sorority girl for an entire evening.  I'm old to enough to find them mind numbingly boring and wise enough to know that conversation is about all they'd find me good for.   Grin
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Re: Nerd Auction
« Reply #4 on: September 25, 2007, 02:31:38 PM »
Make over a nerd, and a couple days later you'll have a flabby guy who hasn't showered in a few days, probably still wearing the same 'makeover' outfit from a few days back. 
At least he'll have a fresh haircut.


(note - As a serious nerd, I should know.  Grin)
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