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« Reply #30 on: October 15, 2007, 11:17:22 PM » |
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Oddly enough, I don't. Always pull from the top. Socks too. Never inside out.
Then color me odd too - same here.  I also pull from the top. I went through a "pull from the bottom while simultaneously turning inside out" phase for a while when I saw others do it, but it didn't take. Doesn't seem natural. Same with socks for me, too. |
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worst_golfer_ever
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« Reply #31 on: October 15, 2007, 11:32:22 PM » |
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Just dye all the clothes black. Presto! Brand new black pants.  |
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Blader
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« Reply #32 on: October 16, 2007, 07:10:29 AM » |
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Um, isn't that why you should check your pockets before you throw the article of clothing in the wash?
That's why God invented wives |
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Uisce Beatha
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« Reply #33 on: October 16, 2007, 07:14:08 AM » |
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Um, isn't that why you should check your pockets before you throw the article of clothing in the wash?
That's why God invented wives And there you have it. Laundry second to none as a proselytizing tool. |
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MFAWG
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« Reply #34 on: October 16, 2007, 08:19:51 AM » |
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Just dye all the clothes black. Presto! Brand new black pants. I don't mind the inkstains on my Carhartts (2 pairs) or the ratty sweatshirts I had in there, but one was a literally brand new pair of Old Navy jeans that are destroyed now. |
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spacey
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« Reply #35 on: October 16, 2007, 09:08:46 AM » |
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I'm the laundry *goshdarn* master, got my technique down and everything. Don't be shrinkin' *feces* or nothin. Though once I washed a brand new (very expensive) dress shirt with a piece of gum in the pocket. That was a sad day.
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stroh
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« Reply #36 on: October 16, 2007, 09:23:07 AM » |
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Why would the manufacturer put gum in the pocket of a shirt?
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« Reply #37 on: October 16, 2007, 09:32:53 AM » |
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I'm the laundry *goshdarn* master, got my technique down and everything. Don't be shrinkin' *feces* or nothin.
Would you do laundry for another guy? |
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« Reply #38 on: October 16, 2007, 09:37:21 AM » |
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I'm the laundry *goshdarn* master, got my technique down and everything. Don't be shrinkin' *feces* or nothin.
Would you do laundry for another guy? lol. +1 |
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« Reply #39 on: October 16, 2007, 09:38:16 AM » |
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Why would the manufacturer put gum in the pocket of a shirt?
I put it there before a meeting, meaning to chew it after they served lunch, but the cheap *fudge*ers didn't serve lunch, so I forgot about it. |
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« Reply #40 on: October 16, 2007, 12:47:09 PM » |
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The good thing about getting old, is that you can hit the ball out of sight.
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« Reply #41 on: October 16, 2007, 12:53:19 PM » |
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Everyone is waiting for you to chime in with your stories about how, if you really do a bang up job on Robert's or Peter's, or whomever saint your husband is named, pants and socks, how he sweeps you up and has his way with you. |
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« Reply #42 on: October 16, 2007, 12:59:59 PM » |
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The good thing about getting old, is that you can hit the ball out of sight.
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« Reply #43 on: October 16, 2007, 01:16:09 PM » |
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Now I'm trying to figure out how to get the *goshdarn* ink off the inside of the goddamn drum!
Stupid, Stupid, Stupid!!!
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The things that will destroy America are prosperity at any price, peace at any price, safety first instead of duty first, the love of soft living and the get rich quick theory of life. -- Teddy Roosevelt
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« Reply #44 on: October 16, 2007, 01:20:29 PM » |
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This might sound silly, but try vinegar.
It's worth a shot.
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