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Embarassing Story #4657
« on: October 25, 2007, 03:54:48 PM » |
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We're having a little chili cook-off at work tomorrow. I make a pretty good chili, so I'm getting it started tonight to finish off tomorrow. I usually add the sliced jalopenos at the end so they don't lose their flavor/heat - but when making this for the masses, I added them in just now to cook down a bit. I rinse my hands off, but my thoroughness comes into question momentarily. Was getting ready to go out tonight - some friends are doing their acoustic gig at a local bar and I'm meeting some of the fellas there. Went to the restroom, came out to get dressed, was just putting on my shoes... and my d**k starts to burn  . The freaking jalopeno must have still been on my hands when I used the facilities, and now little ricky is having a tough go of it. I hope it stops soon, its darn uncomfortable   |
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Re: Embarassing Story #4657
« Reply #1 on: October 25, 2007, 03:57:38 PM » |
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LOL, I've done that.
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Re: Embarassing Story #4657
« Reply #2 on: October 25, 2007, 04:05:57 PM » |
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"When I used the facilities" Is that what you kids are calling it nowadays...Ok.  and my d**k starts to burn  |
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gleek
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Re: Embarassing Story #4657
« Reply #3 on: October 25, 2007, 04:13:32 PM » |
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You got some chili pepper on your chili pepper. LOL
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Re: Embarassing Story #4657
« Reply #4 on: October 25, 2007, 05:57:29 PM » |
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blow on it.
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Re: Embarassing Story #4657
« Reply #5 on: October 25, 2007, 07:55:47 PM » |
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You know what they say.... anymore than two shakes is a wank!  |
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Aske
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Re: Embarassing Story #4657
« Reply #6 on: October 25, 2007, 10:03:06 PM » |
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dip it in some milk  |
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Re: Embarassing Story #4657
« Reply #7 on: October 25, 2007, 10:22:05 PM » |
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Alright - you fuggers are no help at all! Just got home and the burning subsided after a half hour or so. We had a great time tonight regardless of my 'incident' - I swear, if we had a camera we would have had 60 minutes of prime programming from our comments and such tonight. My face hurts from laughing! (and not just at me, ya bastages). |
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Re: Embarassing Story #4657
« Reply #8 on: October 25, 2007, 10:29:37 PM » |
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ps, i guess this is one time i'm actually glad to hear of someone wussing out their chili with jalapenos instead of habaneros  |
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Re: Embarassing Story #4657
« Reply #9 on: October 26, 2007, 12:36:03 AM » |
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You know what they say.... anymore than two shakes is a wank! dip it in some milk LMAO!! |
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Re: Embarassing Story #4657
« Reply #10 on: October 26, 2007, 01:11:08 AM » |
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Re: Embarassing Story #4657
« Reply #11 on: October 26, 2007, 09:13:00 AM » |
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Just imagine the reputation you'd have enjoyed had you got lucky that night.
"He's so HOT!! Seriously, it burned like hell."
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Re: Embarassing Story #4657
« Reply #12 on: October 26, 2007, 09:15:22 AM » |
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Re: Embarassing Story #4657
« Reply #13 on: October 26, 2007, 09:15:45 AM » |
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Just imagine the reputation you'd have enjoyed had you got lucky that night.
"He's so HOT!! Seriously, it burned like hell."
I'm thinking burning like hell after **** might not be a good thing. Reminds me of a personal experience with me the missus and heating lotion. Another day. |
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Re: Embarassing Story #4657
« Reply #14 on: October 26, 2007, 09:16:43 AM » |
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this scene soon available on hd-dvd. actually that might be a bad thing |
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