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Why Does My Computer Hate Me?
« on: October 25, 2007, 02:13:53 PM »

AKA:  Why do I suck at computers.

Everything was status quo.  A OK.  I didn't do nothin'  Didn't touch *feces*.  ....Fact is I've been so busy at work last week, and first part of this week, I've hardly been on the damn thing.

For some reason, it won't recognize Adobe Javascript, or whatever the hell it is.

If it's a YouTube video here(embedded) no prob.  If I go to YouTube, it says I either have Javascript disabled, or need to update to the latest version.

FF:  I tried everything I can think of.  NoScripts has nothing.  I tried the down load twice, reboot, power down.......nada!  Angry  WTF?

IE:  Same deal.  Download successful although no reason to do it.  Go back to YouTube.....zippers.  Angry

For some reason, I noticed the same thing trying to watch Heroes on NBC.  Page (viewer) never loads.  Same on both browsers.

This *feces*'s gettin' old.

Anybody got any ideas?
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Re: Why Does My Computer Hate Me?
« Reply #1 on: October 25, 2007, 02:14:52 PM »

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Re: Why Does My Computer Hate Me?
« Reply #2 on: October 25, 2007, 02:16:16 PM »

Shocked Cry

I know.  I'd do ubootu or linus, or whoever, but I can't even keep from *fudge*in' up YouTube.  Can you imagine what I'd do tryin' to put in a new operating system. 
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Re: Why Does My Computer Hate Me?
« Reply #3 on: October 25, 2007, 02:17:15 PM »

http://www.apple.com/mac/
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Re: Why Does My Computer Hate Me?
« Reply #4 on: October 25, 2007, 02:21:41 PM »

FWIW, that YouTube doesn't work for me either.  So your computer hates me too.

Thanks a lot.
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Re: Why Does My Computer Hate Me?
« Reply #5 on: October 25, 2007, 02:25:19 PM »


Oh, you had me at granola.  I've been trying for a while, but that bill is stuck at the appropriations committee level, and she won't budge.  "You just got that computer 3 years ago.  Besides, all you do is sit down there all the time, and talk to your imaginary friends."
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Re: Why Does My Computer Hate Me?
« Reply #6 on: October 25, 2007, 04:22:27 PM »

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Why Does My Computer Hate Me?

Because you're you. Cheesy
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Re: Why Does My Computer Hate Me?
« Reply #7 on: October 25, 2007, 04:23:06 PM »

FWIW, that YouTube doesn't work for me either.  So your computer hates me too.

Thanks a lot.

Rolling lol Cheesy
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Re: Why Does My Computer Hate Me?
« Reply #8 on: October 25, 2007, 04:23:58 PM »


if you can kill a computer running XP another format isn't going to help. Wink
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Re: Why Does My Computer Hate Me?
« Reply #9 on: October 25, 2007, 04:34:56 PM »

This might help. http://help.xanga.com/enablejavascript.htm















But probably not.
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Re: Why Does My Computer Hate Me?
« Reply #10 on: October 25, 2007, 07:06:30 PM »

Oh?  Oh!!!

You wanna work now?  You gonna embarrass me in front of my friends?  I leave for *fudge*in' 2 hours, and like goddamn  *fudge*in' magic you can Java the *fudge*in' script like it's a walk in the *fudge*in' park?

You mother *fudge*er!  You stupid ass *fudge*in' plastic piece of *feces*!





You listen to me you *fudge*in' black box Intel *fudge*in megahertz piece of *feces*........you *fudge* with with me again.....
I ask for help, and come back and you work like you been in bed with YouTube all along!!!!!  Like you never had a problem?  You ever embarrass me like that again, I swear I'll blow your *fudge*in' motherboard!!!  You mother*fudge*er!








It's alright folks.  For whatever reason, everything seems to be fine now.  I appreciate the help.
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Re: Why Does My Computer Hate Me?
« Reply #11 on: October 25, 2007, 07:16:26 PM »

Nope:

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Re: Why Does My Computer Hate Me?
« Reply #12 on: October 26, 2007, 08:32:21 AM »

Must be time to blow the dust off this haiku:

Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.
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Re: Why Does My Computer Hate Me?
« Reply #13 on: October 26, 2007, 08:36:24 AM »

Must be time to blow the dust off this haiku:

Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.

tell me about it. had to buy a new wireless card (USB, sweet aside from clunkiness!)  because  my machine would intermittently  decide to stop sending packets out on the old one (yet still register as connected inside the router and respond to DHCP lease changes)

bizarre.
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Re: Why Does My Computer Hate Me?
« Reply #14 on: October 26, 2007, 09:05:17 AM »

Must be time to blow the dust off this haiku:

Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.

tell me about it. had to buy a new wireless card (USB, sweet aside from clunkiness!)  because  my machine would intermittently  decide to stop sending packets out on the old one (yet still register as connected inside the router and respond to DHCP lease changes)

bizarre.




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