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When all you have is a shotgun, everything looks like a ...
« on: November 12, 2007, 01:44:53 PM »



Best to use tools when loosening lug nut
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SOUTHWORTH, Wash. - A man trying to loosen a stubborn lug nut blasted the wheel with a 12-gauge shotgun, injuring himself badly in both legs, sheriff's deputies said.

The 66-year-old man had been repairing a Lincoln Continental for two weeks at his home northwest of Southworth, about 10 miles southwest of Seattle, and had gotten all but one of the lug nuts off the right rear wheel by Saturday afternoon, Kitsap County Deputy Scott Wilson said.

"He's bound and determined to get that lug nut off," Wilson said.

From about arm's length, the man fired the shotgun at the wheel and was "peppered" in both legs with buckshot and debris, with some injuries as high as his chin, according to a sheriff's office report.

"Nobody else was there and he wasn't intoxicated," Wilson said.
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« Reply #1 on: November 12, 2007, 01:51:03 PM »

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« Reply #2 on: November 12, 2007, 01:56:54 PM »

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« Reply #3 on: November 12, 2007, 03:41:59 PM »

Ugh!  If he's going to be foolish enough to use a shotgun, he could have at least checked to see if it was loaded.  That's going on the assumption that he does know how considering it was loaded.

Now, why would he use a shotgun?!?  Cry  He obviously failed to learn that you should only use the proper tool for the job or how to treat a gun. Sad
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Re: When all you have is a shotgun, everything looks like a ...
« Reply #4 on: November 12, 2007, 06:19:53 PM »

Been there, done that!


Best stories always start the same, "Hold my beer, hand me that shotgun and watch this..."
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« Reply #5 on: November 12, 2007, 06:31:03 PM »

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« Reply #6 on: November 12, 2007, 06:54:49 PM »

Best stories always start the same, "Hold my beer, hand me that shotgun and watch this..."
LMAO. I hear that and start running.
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