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Re: Okay, Own Up!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #30 on: November 14, 2007, 06:40:15 PM »

[true story]
Party of karate folk, a crowd I used to run in at UVA.  About six of us arrive early at one guy's house.  His roommate, very annoying guy (and consider the source of that comment!), inserts himself into our party as he kills time before leaving for we-don't-care-where-just-please-leave.  We wander into the kitchen to access the keg and to escape him.  He follows us.

He says something, ending his sentence with a preposition, then catches it, looks around and says, Who's going to be the Grammar Police tonight?"

I reply, "That would be I."

No one laughed then, either.
[/true story]
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« Reply #31 on: November 14, 2007, 06:42:47 PM »

[true story]
Party of karate folk, a crowd I used to run in at UVA.  About six of us arrive early at one guy's house.  His roommate, very annoying guy (and consider the source of that comment!), inserts himself into our party as he kills time before leaving for we-don't-care-where-just-please-leave.  We wander into the kitchen to access the keg and to escape him.  He follows us.

He says something, ending his sentence with a preposition, then catches it, looks around and says, Who's going to be the Grammar Police tonight?"

I reply, "That would be I."

No one laughed then, either.
[/true story]

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Re: Okay, Own Up!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #32 on: November 14, 2007, 06:59:16 PM »

[true story]
Party of karate folk, a crowd I used to run in at UVA.  About six of us arrive early at one guy's house.  His roommate, very annoying guy (and consider the source of that comment!), inserts himself into our party as he kills time before leaving for we-don't-care-where-just-please-leave.  We wander into the kitchen to access the keg and to escape him.  He follows us.

He says something, ending his sentence with a preposition, then catches it, looks around and says, Who's going to be the Grammar Police tonight?"

I reply, "That would be I."

No one laughed then, either.
[/true story]

That's gold Wink

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Re: Okay, Own Up!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #33 on: November 14, 2007, 06:59:53 PM »

I don't get it.
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« Reply #34 on: November 14, 2007, 07:00:56 PM »

I get the Karate part, and the ass hole part.  And the going to the keg part.  After that, I kinda lost interst in the story.
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« Reply #35 on: November 14, 2007, 07:08:41 PM »

I thought I might be losing you there in the story and was going to throw something in to hold your attention, but I couldn't remember the beer brand.


(Hint 1: most everyone would have said "That'd be me" or "Not me.")

(Hint 2: I'm a dork.)
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« Reply #36 on: November 14, 2007, 07:10:44 PM »

Ah, Bach.

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« Reply #37 on: November 14, 2007, 07:33:41 PM »

My first taste of some guy named Persimmon was over failed attempt at a story which was grammatically incorrect.

I still laugh about it to this day.

Good times.

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« Reply #38 on: November 14, 2007, 07:37:41 PM »

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My first taste of some guy named Persimmon was over a failed attempt at a story which was grammatically incorrect.

I still laugh about it to this day.

Good times.

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« Reply #39 on: November 14, 2007, 07:41:31 PM »

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My first taste of some guy named Persimmon was over a failed attempt at a story which was grammatically incorrect.

I still laugh about it to this day.

Good times.

I risk being smote smitten.


"YourYou're welcome."

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« Reply #40 on: November 14, 2007, 07:41:44 PM »

I've had a 12 hour day I'm surprised I made only two mistakes.

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« Reply #41 on: November 14, 2007, 07:45:50 PM »

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I still laugh about it to this day.

Good times.

I risk being smote smitten.


"YourYou're welcome."

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Like you can tell a difference the way you *fudge*ers say it.  seriously.
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« Reply #42 on: November 14, 2007, 07:46:31 PM »

I've had a 12 hour day I'm surprised I made only two mistakes.

We miss you.
Every night before I fall asleep, I think of you.


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« Reply #43 on: November 14, 2007, 07:48:17 PM »

Nice catch, genious.

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« Reply #44 on: November 14, 2007, 07:52:44 PM »

I don't know how I made it through Nuclear Power School. I have yet to see any spellin or grahmer errors in this thread.
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