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I sentence you to:
« on: November 15, 2007, 07:30:06 PM »

1 hour and 24 minutes if jail for DUI and posession of a controlled substance...

http://news.yahoo.com/s/n...20071115/ts_nm/lohan_dc_1

Why bother?
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Re: I sentence you to:
« Reply #1 on: November 15, 2007, 07:32:28 PM »

Why do bad things always happen to good people.
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Think globally, act like you are the only one on the entire planet..
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Re: I sentence you to:
« Reply #2 on: November 15, 2007, 07:38:32 PM »

I blame Robert Redford.
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« Reply #3 on: November 15, 2007, 07:49:15 PM »

good thing we have decided to stop wasting tax $ and prison space on such trivial offenders.

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