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Best Opening Lyrics Ever?

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Re: Best Opening Lyrics Ever?
« Reply #15 on: November 28, 2007, 06:56:41 AM »

I backed my car into a cop car the other day
Well he just drove off sometimes life's ok
I ran my mouth off a bit too much oh what did I say
Well you just laughed it off it was all ok

Modest Mouse, "Float On"


I took a moment from my day
wrapped it up in things you say
mailed it off to your address
you'll get it pretty soon unless

the packaging begins to break
and all the points I tried to make
are tossed with thoughts into a bin
time leaks out my life leaks in

Phish, "Wading in the Velvet Sea"


The Squirming Coil of sunset
I keep within my reach
Tried yesterday to get away
and hitchhiked to the beach

I saw Satan on the beach
trying to catch a ray
He wasn't quite the speed of light
and the squirming coil
it got away....

Phish, "The Squirming Coil"
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Re: Best Opening Lyrics Ever?
« Reply #16 on: November 28, 2007, 07:53:03 AM »

'Today you're gonna be sick, so sick,

You rest your forehead on the sink'

and pray oh christ, oh jesus christ,

my heads gonna split like an egg'


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Re: Best Opening Lyrics Ever?
« Reply #17 on: November 28, 2007, 09:44:34 AM »

Here's two that came to mind immediately.

I guess I shoulda known
By the way u parked your car sideways
That it wouldn't last

Prince › Little Red Corvette

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Re: Best Opening Lyrics Ever?
« Reply #18 on: November 28, 2007, 09:46:43 AM »

When I think back
On all the crap I learned in high school
It's a wonder
I can think at all


'Kodachrome' by Paul Simon
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Re: Best Opening Lyrics Ever?
« Reply #19 on: November 28, 2007, 10:43:17 AM »

I amlost got drunk at school at 14
Where I almost made out with the homecoming queen
Who almost went on to be Miss Texas
But lost to a *trollop* with much bigger breastes

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Re: Best Opening Lyrics Ever?
« Reply #20 on: November 28, 2007, 12:40:41 PM »

Another high school one.



High school seemed like such a blur
I didn't have much interest in sports or school elections
And in class I dreamed all day
About a rock 'n' roll weekend
And the girl in the front of the room
So close yet so far
Y'know she never seemed to notice
That this silly school-boy crush wasn't just pretend


Artist: Social Distortion
Song: Story Of My Life
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