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My Bulwer Lytton submission

 
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My Bulwer Lytton submission
« on: November 28, 2007, 10:01:31 AM »

I've had intentions for years to join the fun, but never seemed to get around to it.

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Re: My Bulwer Lytton submission
« Reply #1 on: November 28, 2007, 10:04:39 AM »

That's a beautifully-crafted sentence right there. The economic use of periods therein is breathtaking.
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Re: My Bulwer Lytton submission
« Reply #2 on: November 28, 2007, 10:10:24 AM »

Well there's 5 minutes I'll never get back.
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Re: My Bulwer Lytton submission
« Reply #3 on: November 28, 2007, 10:14:01 AM »

Thanks!!!

It's so bad, I'm actually liking my chances, especially if nobody else submits this year.

I even got an EXTREMELY encouraging response from "the director"

I wrote, over my submission, "I've been meaning to do this for years....."

And he PROMPTLY wrote back, "It's about time you got around to it."
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Re: My Bulwer Lytton submission
« Reply #4 on: November 28, 2007, 10:24:59 AM »

Although your submission practically embodies perfection as-is, were you not inspired by last year's winner to similarly conclude your own opus with "to <some bodily excretion function>"?
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Re: My Bulwer Lytton submission
« Reply #5 on: November 28, 2007, 10:28:00 AM »

maybe
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Re: My Bulwer Lytton submission
« Reply #6 on: November 28, 2007, 12:14:21 PM »

My father  has entered this numerous times with a fair amount of success.

As he's fond of pointing out,  he wrote advertising copy for  decades and is highly qualified for this sort of endeavour..
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Re: My Bulwer Lytton submission
« Reply #7 on: November 28, 2007, 12:38:56 PM »

Nice!  I bought a couple books of their collected entries when I was young and entered the contest once in high school. Smiley
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