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Greetings
« on: December 06, 2007, 01:08:08 PM »

How's it going ladies?
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« Reply #1 on: December 06, 2007, 01:10:35 PM »

ootini
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Re: Greetings
« Reply #2 on: December 06, 2007, 01:11:39 PM »

I'm getting new underwear.
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« Reply #3 on: December 06, 2007, 01:18:54 PM »

Quite well, thank you. Cheesy
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« Reply #4 on: December 06, 2007, 01:24:13 PM »

I'm getting new underwear.

Now there's an image I don't need first thing in the morning.... Shocked
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« Reply #5 on: December 06, 2007, 01:38:33 PM »

I'm getting new underwear.

Now there's an image I don't need first thing in the morning.... Shocked


a: stroh in underwear
b: stroh in dirty, old underwear
c: you just prefer it later in the day

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--  Chimpy McFlightsuit, CEO of Bu$hco Industries of 'Merka
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Re: Greetings
« Reply #6 on: December 06, 2007, 01:40:57 PM »

I'm getting new underwear.

Now there's an image I don't need first thing in the morning.... Shocked


a: stroh in underwear
b: stroh in dirty, old underwear
 b1:  Naughty
c: you just prefer it later in the day


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E chu ta!

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Re: Greetings
« Reply #7 on: December 06, 2007, 01:54:51 PM »

skid.marks.surrender
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Re: Greetings
« Reply #8 on: December 06, 2007, 02:02:54 PM »

So where have you been twoiron.
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Re: Greetings
« Reply #9 on: December 06, 2007, 02:22:25 PM »

So where have you been twoiron.

I've been everywhere...

Well, I was humpin' my bluey on the dusty Oodnadatta road,
When along came a semi with a high and canvas-covered load.
So I climbed in the cabin and I settled down inside.
He asked me if I'd seen a road with so much dust and sand, I said
"Listen, mate, I've travelled ev'ry road in this here land."

Cos "I've been everywhere, man,
I've been everywhere, man.
'Cross the deserts bare, man;
I've breathed the mountain air, man.
Of travel I've had my share, man.
I've been ev'rywhere.

Been to:
Tullamore, Seymour, Lismore, Mooloolaba,
Nambour, Maroochydore, Kilmore, Murwillumbah,
Birdsville, Emmaville, Wallaville, Cunnamulla,
Condamine, Strathpine, Proserpine, Ulladulla,
Darwin, Gin Gin, Deniliquin, Muckadilla,
Wallumbilla, Boggabilla, Kumbarilla,
I'm a killer.

I've been to Moree, Taree, Jerilderie, Bambaroo,
Toowoomba, Gunnedah, Caringbah, Woolloomooloo,
Dalveen, Tamborine, Engadine, Jindabyne,
Lithgow, Casino, Brigalow and Narromine,
Megalong, Wyong, Tuggerawong, Wangarella,
Morella, Augathella, Brindabella, I'm the feller.

I've been to Wollongong, Geelong, Kurrajong, Mullumbimby,
Mittagong, Molong, Grong Grong, Goondiwindi,
Yarra Yarra, Boroondara, Wallangarra, Turramurra,
Boggabri, Gundagai, Narrabri, Tibooburra,
Gulgong, Adelong, Billabong, Cabramatta,
Parramatta, Wangaratta*, Coolangatta, what's it matter?

I've been to Ettalong, Dandenong, Woodenbong, Ballarat,
Canberra, Milperra, Unanderra, Captain's Flat,
Cloncurry, River Murray, Kurri Kurri, Girraween,
Terrigal, Fingal, Stockinbingal, Collaroy and Narrabeen,
Bendigo, Dorrigo, Bangalow, Indooroopilly,
Kirribilli, Yeerongpilly, Wollondilly, don't be silly.

I've been here, there, ev'rywhere, I've been ev'rywhere.
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Re: Greetings
« Reply #10 on: December 06, 2007, 02:25:08 PM »

dr.suess.surrenders.
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« Reply #11 on: December 06, 2007, 03:11:20 PM »

ootini

Don't know why, but I busted a chuckle when I read that.  My Star Wars geekiness surrenders.

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