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How Do Catholics Make Holy Water?
« on: December 11, 2007, 06:55:53 AM » |
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They boil the hell out of it. Not naive enough for Evian? Aquafina taste like devil spit? Well now you can quench you thirst from that 3 hour gospel jubilee with some spiritual water. Not to be confused with Jesus Juice. |
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Uisce Beatha
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Re: How Do Catholics Make Holy Water?
« Reply #1 on: December 11, 2007, 07:35:51 AM » |
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Re: How Do Catholics Make Holy Water?
« Reply #2 on: December 11, 2007, 08:02:59 AM » |
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Hey, why the hell not? Some people drink bottled water religiously anyway.
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Re: How Do Catholics Make Holy Water?
« Reply #3 on: December 11, 2007, 08:08:20 AM » |
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 "Formula J"?   It's not like I'm Super-Christian, but this strikes me as being crass. And my standards are pretty low, as you know. |
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stroh
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Re: How Do Catholics Make Holy Water?
« Reply #4 on: December 11, 2007, 08:10:10 AM » |
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"Formula J"? LOL That's the one that caught my eye, and I figured it needed a post. |
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Re: How Do Catholics Make Holy Water?
« Reply #5 on: December 11, 2007, 08:13:23 AM » |
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Formula J is all about putting the J back in Jesus. You know, the whole "Dial One and only One For English" crowd
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Uisce Beatha
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Re: How Do Catholics Make Holy Water?
« Reply #6 on: December 11, 2007, 08:15:35 AM » |
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Does the second one have a picture of the Holy Ghost?
It's not like I'm Super-Christian...
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Re: How Do Catholics Make Holy Water?
« Reply #7 on: December 11, 2007, 08:26:43 AM » |
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"Formula J"? It's not like I'm Super-Christian, but this strikes me as being crass. And my standards are pretty low, as you know. Isn't the idea of selling "holy water" TO DRINK a little crass to begin with? Supposedly, the water is "blessed" by a priest, but I would think somebody is going to be offended by this whole idea (not just the Formula J name). |
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Re: How Do Catholics Make Holy Water?
« Reply #8 on: December 11, 2007, 08:40:01 AM » |
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At least no one's posted a Bloody Mary recipe.
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Re: How Do Catholics Make Holy Water?
« Reply #9 on: December 11, 2007, 08:49:15 AM » |
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They boil the hell out of it.
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Uisce Beatha
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Re: How Do Catholics Make Holy Water?
« Reply #10 on: December 11, 2007, 08:56:15 AM » |
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At least no one's posted a Bloody Mary recipe.
Quite contrary. |
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Re: How Do Catholics Make Holy Water?
« Reply #11 on: December 11, 2007, 11:48:30 AM » |
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Re: How Do Catholics Make Holy Water?
« Reply #12 on: December 11, 2007, 12:25:36 PM » |
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