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How Do Catholics Make Holy Water?

 
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How Do Catholics Make Holy Water?
« on: December 11, 2007, 06:55:53 AM »

They boil the hell out of it.


Not naive enough for Evian?  Aquafina taste like devil spit?

Well now you can quench you thirst from that 3 hour gospel jubilee with some spiritual water.


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Re: How Do Catholics Make Holy Water?
« Reply #1 on: December 11, 2007, 07:35:51 AM »

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Re: How Do Catholics Make Holy Water?
« Reply #2 on: December 11, 2007, 08:02:59 AM »

Hey, why the hell not? Some people drink bottled water religiously anyway.
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Re: How Do Catholics Make Holy Water?
« Reply #3 on: December 11, 2007, 08:08:20 AM »



"Formula J"?  Roll Eyes Disgusted

It's not like I'm Super-Christian, but this strikes me as being crass.  And my standards are pretty low, as you know.
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Re: How Do Catholics Make Holy Water?
« Reply #4 on: December 11, 2007, 08:10:10 AM »



"Formula J"?  Roll Eyes Disgusted



LOL  That's the one that caught my eye, and I figured it needed a post.
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Re: How Do Catholics Make Holy Water?
« Reply #5 on: December 11, 2007, 08:13:23 AM »

Formula J is all about putting the J back in Jesus.    You know, the whole "Dial One and only One For English" crowd

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Re: How Do Catholics Make Holy Water?
« Reply #6 on: December 11, 2007, 08:15:35 AM »

Does the second one have a picture of the Holy Ghost?


It's not like I'm Super-Christian...


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Re: How Do Catholics Make Holy Water?
« Reply #7 on: December 11, 2007, 08:26:43 AM »

"Formula J"?  Roll Eyes Disgusted

It's not like I'm Super-Christian, but this strikes me as being crass.  And my standards are pretty low, as you know.

Isn't the idea of selling "holy water" TO DRINK a little crass to begin with? Supposedly, the water is "blessed" by a priest, but I would think somebody is going to be offended by this whole idea (not just the Formula J name).
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Re: How Do Catholics Make Holy Water?
« Reply #8 on: December 11, 2007, 08:40:01 AM »

At least no one's posted a Bloody Mary recipe.
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Re: How Do Catholics Make Holy Water?
« Reply #9 on: December 11, 2007, 08:49:15 AM »

They boil the hell out of it.

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Re: How Do Catholics Make Holy Water?
« Reply #10 on: December 11, 2007, 08:56:15 AM »

At least no one's posted a Bloody Mary recipe.

Quite contrary.
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Re: How Do Catholics Make Holy Water?
« Reply #11 on: December 11, 2007, 11:48:30 AM »

I think it is called "Do-It-Yourself-Exocisim" Devil Devil

Just think, just one sip of that water, and your head will start spinning around just like that little girl's Shocked Shocked Shocked    That's if you have the odd evil spirit in your body. Grin Grin Grin
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Re: How Do Catholics Make Holy Water?
« Reply #12 on: December 11, 2007, 12:25:36 PM »

Brilliant!  Grin
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