Topic: Would have been a better story, if the bear would have shot first. My guess is he was goin' for a *feces* in the woods, and Tre ruined his *fudge*in' day. What is mamma bear gonna tell the cubs?
Descendant of Bear Allegedly Killed By Davy Crockett Killed By 5-Year-OldDEWITT, Ark. — A black bear weighing more than 400 pounds was killed Sunday by a 5-year-old Arkansas County boy."His 10th great-grandfather was involved in an altercation with Davy Crockett," Mother Bear said. "And Davy supposedly killed him when Davy was three. And this boy is five and killed my little bear. I really doubt if Davy killed one when he was three, though."
Mother Bear was not *feces*ting in the woods at the time, but said the cub was taking a dump all by himself at the time.
"He came over about 40 to 50 yards," Mother Bear said of the late black bear, "and when he got in the open, he started pinching out some nice blackberry poops. Then I heard one of those Crockett boys whistle at him and he stopped, and I heard a man say, 'Shoot Tre.' And then he was down and just bleeding and bleeding--."
Tre Merritt confirmed the grisly account.
"I was up in the stand and I seen the bear," Tre Merritt said. "It came from the thicket and it was beside the road and I shot it."
"We've had trouble with this Crockett clan before," Mother Bear stated. "Bunch of *goshdarn* inbreds, really. That little *feces*'s probably going to brag about how he's following in his 10th-grandfather's footsteps. Come on -- what the *fudge* is a 'tenth-grandfather' anyway? Sounds made-up to me."
When asked if she disputed the assailant's lineage from legendary Davy Crockett, Mother Bear replied, "Is the Pope Catholic?"
