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Bartender!
« on: January 01, 2008, 06:21:42 PM »

Clear my barstool, mix me a dirty one that will make my toes curl and don't bother to put the bottle away. I'm gonna be here awhile.

I got the next 4 days off and work can kiss my ass right now.

Cheers hos!  Cheers Buddies
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Re: Bartender!
« Reply #1 on: January 01, 2008, 06:38:53 PM »

I suppose you owe it yourself then to get totally rat arsed over the next few days...
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Re: Bartender!
« Reply #2 on: January 01, 2008, 06:45:05 PM »

 Cheers
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Re: Bartender!
« Reply #3 on: January 01, 2008, 06:47:34 PM »

I suppose you owe it yourself then to get totally rat arsed over the next few days...

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Man your ass is going to be screaming by Saturday.
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Re: Bartender!
« Reply #4 on: January 01, 2008, 06:49:27 PM »

I suppose you owe it yourself then to get totally rat arsed over the next few days...

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Man your ass is going to be screaming by Saturday.

Seems all is in order then??
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Re: Bartender!
« Reply #5 on: January 01, 2008, 09:31:58 PM »

The bottle is empty, wife is hormonal, I'm going to the basement.

See y'all tomorrow.
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Re: Bartender!
« Reply #6 on: January 02, 2008, 07:02:55 AM »

The bottle is empty, wife is hormonal

Funny how that always seems to work out.   Scratches Head

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Re: Bartender!
« Reply #7 on: January 02, 2008, 07:25:46 AM »

The bottle is empty, wife is hormonalizontal

Funny how that always never seems to work out.   Scratches Head

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Re: Bartender!
« Reply #8 on: January 02, 2008, 10:53:34 AM »

I'm off from Friday to Monday this weekend, so I'll be heading up to the cabin for a couple of days winter solitude and a few adult beverages.

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