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Moron [sic] Arrested
« on: January 09, 2008, 02:16:01 PM »

Moron Arrested After Driving Truck Into House
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A 20-year-old Burleson man was arrested Friday night after police say he drove a pickup truck into a home while intoxicated.

Bryan Scott Moron was taken into custody after he lost control of a white Chevrolet truck and struck a mailbox on Parkridge Blvd., then continued ahead and drove into a home.
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Re: Moron [sic] Arrested
« Reply #1 on: January 09, 2008, 02:17:28 PM »

Moron Arrested After Driving Truck Into House
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A 20-year-old Burleson man was arrested Friday night after police say he drove a pickup truck into a home while intoxicated.

Bryan Scott Moron was taken into custody after he lost control of a white Chevrolet truck and struck a mailbox on Parkridge Blvd., then continued ahead and drove into a home.
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Re: Moron [sic] Arrested
« Reply #2 on: January 09, 2008, 03:36:25 PM »

'Sides that, he's not here to defend himself.
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Re: Moron [sic] Arrested
« Reply #3 on: January 09, 2008, 03:38:22 PM »

'Sides that, he's not here to defend himself.

Yeah, 'cuz he's all Air quotes quality of life Air quotes these days.   

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Re: Moron [sic] Arrested
« Reply #4 on: January 09, 2008, 03:42:33 PM »

'Sides that, he's not here to defend himself.

Yeah, 'cuz he's all Air quotes quality of life Air quotes these days.   

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Which wankah are you referring to?
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Re: Moron [sic] Arrested
« Reply #5 on: January 09, 2008, 03:56:59 PM »

I believe it's pronounced maroon.

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Re: Moron [sic] Arrested
« Reply #6 on: January 09, 2008, 03:57:48 PM »

I can't find the thread, but there were pictures.
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Re: Moron [sic] Arrested
« Reply #7 on: January 09, 2008, 09:19:06 PM »

I believe it's pronounced maroon.



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Re: Moron [sic] Arrested
« Reply #8 on: January 09, 2008, 11:21:44 PM »

My wife just told me about a friend of ours.  Someone hit the gas instead of the brake, and ended up driving through their garage and into their living room.  It happened in Dallas.....Georgia.....

I thought this was the story!!  What a maroon I am.
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Re: Moron [sic] Arrested
« Reply #9 on: January 10, 2008, 09:17:31 AM »


 Laugh at you  Nice!

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Re: Moron [sic] Arrested
« Reply #10 on: January 10, 2008, 09:40:29 AM »

'Sides that, he's not here to defend himself.

Yeah, 'cuz he's all Air quotes quality of life Air quotes these days.   

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Which wankah are you referring to?

http://www.golfhos.com/fo...dex.php/topic,1255.0.html

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Re: Moron [sic] Arrested
« Reply #11 on: January 10, 2008, 01:47:33 PM »


lol. "Death by Cha-Chi!"
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