stroh
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In The Business, We Call This.......
« on: January 11, 2008, 07:57:13 AM » |
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A No *feces*ter!
"Heck, if Jessica Simpson wanted to date me, I may give her a shot," said the recently divorced Strahan.
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Walfredo
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Re: In The Business, We Call This.......
« Reply #1 on: January 11, 2008, 08:02:10 AM » |
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I don't know. We all got to see just what life would be like with her from the tv show on MTV. I'd want to kill myself if I was stuck with her for too long. And there is just no way she is good in bed you can tell. She is one of those whiney bitch types that has rules on what you can do to her, and when and for how long. No way you just get your run of the goods so to speak. Not worth it IMO.
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For hither not, I am the stallion.
Come fear, come love, I am the stallion.
You know that I am the stallion, mang.
I am, I am the stallion, mang.
You know that I am the stallion, mang.
I live, I walk, I am the stallion, mang.
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Re: In The Business, We Call This.......
« Reply #2 on: January 11, 2008, 08:07:25 AM » |
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LOL.
Well, if I was recently divorced I'd put my name on the list just in case.
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Clive
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Re: In The Business, We Call This.......
« Reply #3 on: January 11, 2008, 09:40:38 AM » |
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And there is just no way she is good in bed you can tell. She is one of those whiney bitch types that has rules on what you can do to her, and when and for how long. Is that like "you can't post twice within 60 seconds"? 'Cause I could live with that. |
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Walfredo
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Re: In The Business, We Call This.......
« Reply #4 on: January 11, 2008, 10:47:05 AM » |
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And there is just no way she is good in bed you can tell. She is one of those whiney bitch types that has rules on what you can do to her, and when and for how long. Is that like "you can't post twice within 60 seconds"? 'Cause I could live with that. I'm sure that is one of them. I bet she gives lackluster BJs if at all though. And probably has rules on where to relieve yourself. I know this because she went to high school at JJ Pierce in Dallas TX and graduated with a friend of mine. She was your typical TX female god squad member where guilt and shame find there way into the bedroom and take center stage. |
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For hither not, I am the stallion.
Come fear, come love, I am the stallion.
You know that I am the stallion, mang.
I am, I am the stallion, mang.
You know that I am the stallion, mang.
I live, I walk, I am the stallion, mang.
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spacey
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Re: In The Business, We Call This.......
« Reply #5 on: January 11, 2008, 10:49:56 AM » |
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Not my type. Too skinny, too blond, too dumb, too fake. I'd probably still do her, but just because to be able to say I did.
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stroh
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Re: In The Business, We Call This.......
« Reply #6 on: January 11, 2008, 10:52:38 AM » |
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And there is just no way she is good in bed you can tell. She is one of those whiney bitch types that has rules on what you can do to her, and when and for how long. Is that like "you can't post twice within 60 seconds"? 'Cause I could live with that. I'm sure that is one of them. I bet she gives lackluster BJs if at all though. And probably has rules on where to relieve yourself. I know this because she went to high school at JJ Pierce in Dallas TX and graduated with a friend of mine. She was your typical TX female god squad member where guilt and shame find there way into the bedroom and take center stage. |
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Fuzzy
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Re: In The Business, We Call This.......
« Reply #7 on: January 11, 2008, 10:57:57 AM » |
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And there is just no way she is good in bed you can tell. She is one of those whiney bitch types that has rules on what you can do to her, and when and for how long. Is that like "you can't post twice within 60 seconds"? 'Cause I could live with that. I bet she gives lackluster BJs ............. No such thing 'fredo, no such thing.  |
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Re: In The Business, We Call This.......
« Reply #8 on: January 11, 2008, 11:49:58 AM » |
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And there is just no way she is good in bed you can tell. She is one of those whiney bitch types that has rules on what you can do to her, and when and for how long. Is that like "you can't post twice within 60 seconds"? 'Cause I could live with that. I bet she gives lackluster BJs ............. No such thing 'fredo, no such thing. You've obviously never dated a mormon. |
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stroh
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Re: In The Business, We Call This.......
« Reply #9 on: January 11, 2008, 11:57:25 AM » |
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And there is just no way she is good in bed you can tell. She is one of those whiney bitch types that has rules on what you can do to her, and when and for how long. Is that like "you can't post twice within 60 seconds"? 'Cause I could live with that. I bet she gives lackluster BJs ............. No such thing 'fredo, no such thing. You've obviously never dated a mormon. For centuries differing religions have claimed superiority in the opposition of oral indulgences by their respective women. It has sparked many wars. |
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Re: In The Business, We Call This.......
« Reply #10 on: January 11, 2008, 12:11:04 PM » |
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You boys all need a good smack on the bottom. Now try and behave.  |
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Walfredo
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Re: In The Business, We Call This.......
« Reply #11 on: January 11, 2008, 12:15:06 PM » |
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You boys all need a good smack on the bottom.
Thank you maam may I have another.  |
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For hither not, I am the stallion.
Come fear, come love, I am the stallion.
You know that I am the stallion, mang.
I am, I am the stallion, mang.
You know that I am the stallion, mang.
I live, I walk, I am the stallion, mang.
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Fuzzy
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Re: In The Business, We Call This.......
« Reply #12 on: January 11, 2008, 12:22:34 PM » |
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You boys all need a good smack on the bottom.
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"You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose."
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Clive
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Re: In The Business, We Call This.......
« Reply #13 on: January 11, 2008, 12:27:01 PM » |
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Isn't there a martial arts system that translates to "the way of the bare buttocks and the open hand"?
Maybe Hicks will know ...
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