A story to tell the grandkids...

Last weekend (the weekend before Thanksgiving) a bunch of us got in a study group to go over some organic chemistry.  We didn't know when we set the plans to meet at that the student union building, that the building was closed for the week, but we met there anyway.  After pulling on several doors, we were about to just head over to Denny's to study, but for no reason at all one of my friends pulled on a door that we thought led to a janitor's closet.  Surprisingly it opened, and even more surprising, it wasn't a janitor's closet.  It was just another door that led into the main room of the student union.  So we go in and start studying and after awhile one of my friends gets up to stretch his legs.  Two minutes later we hear him laughing and he bursts through one of the doors that leads to the other room (The "other room" is a bowling alley with a Round Table pizza) and says "GUYS GUYS you gotta check this out!"

We go over there and we see that the door to the Round Table is open, but that's not the good part...the best part of it was that the tap was ON. 

Let it suffice to say, we didn't get any more studying done that night. 

Sounds like the beginning of a cheesy horror movie.

...I think you'll find it's called "Breaking and Entering"... I hope you cleaned up all  your fingerprints and DNA, cos those CSI type will hunt you down then probe your ass with a microscope.. I hear it's worse than what the IRS could do to you...

FWIW I'm getting a microbrew setup soon.