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Chit, chit, chit!
« on: January 21, 2008, 04:59:56 PM »

Just cracked my toilet bowl while attempting a rehab because of a leak.  And I thought I was out of shape and weak  Undecided

Rat Farts!  Devil

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Re: Chit, chit, chit!
« Reply #1 on: January 21, 2008, 05:05:11 PM »

I don't even know where to start with a smart ass reply.
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Re: Chit, chit, chit!
« Reply #2 on: January 21, 2008, 05:06:03 PM »

I can only say "been there down that", and it's the *feces*s.
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Re: Chit, chit, chit!
« Reply #3 on: January 21, 2008, 05:33:24 PM »

I'll refer you to an earlier post of mine regarding batting practice... Shocked
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Re: Chit, chit, chit!
« Reply #4 on: January 21, 2008, 05:44:21 PM »

Well you're smart enough not to do it on a Sunday evening, I'll give you that.

*fudge*, I've been burned by some Sunday plumbing.
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Re: Chit, chit, chit!
« Reply #5 on: January 21, 2008, 05:47:17 PM »

Well you're smart enough not to do it on a Sunday evening, I'll give you that.

*fudge*, I've been burned by some Sunday plumbing.

As a result of Saturday night eating??
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Re: Chit, chit, chit!
« Reply #6 on: January 21, 2008, 05:48:15 PM »

buy a new one. i used to hold on to the old ones because they were  Air quotes big flushers  Air quotes but the last time we remodeled the facilities, i got a new throne. i think you could flush a small child down this thing.
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« Reply #7 on: January 21, 2008, 05:59:30 PM »

Well you're smart enough not to do it on a Sunday evening, I'll give you that.

*fudge*, I've been burned by some Sunday plumbing.

As a result of Saturday night eating??

Boy howdy!

hobbit!  Get one of them that flushes a whole bucket of golf balls in one flush.

They sound cool, and seem appropriate.
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« Reply #8 on: January 21, 2008, 06:05:41 PM »

hobbit!  Get one of them that flushes a whole bucket of golf balls in one flush.

They sound cool, and seem appropriate.
Maybe the golf balls would find andylo's game ... ?  (Ouch.)
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Re: Chit, chit, chit!
« Reply #9 on: January 21, 2008, 07:11:47 PM »




I'm not even gonna mention that I've successfully installed two.
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« Reply #10 on: January 21, 2008, 08:12:36 PM »

A new throne it will be for sure - no coming back from this, when I say 'crack', I mean all the way though - piece no longer attached, etc.  Sad

A throne to be proud of!  And one without a fat cat making claim to.  Bad kitty!

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« Reply #11 on: January 21, 2008, 08:35:56 PM »

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Re: Chit, chit, chit!
« Reply #12 on: January 22, 2008, 07:42:52 AM »

A new throne it will be for sure - no coming back from this, when I say 'crack', I mean all the way though - piece no longer attached, etc.  Sad

Did you chip a tooth when you broke it?  You were talking to UUURRRRRRLLLLL about some margharita's, were'nt you!!!!! Devil
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« Reply #13 on: January 22, 2008, 09:49:16 AM »

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« Reply #14 on: January 22, 2008, 11:23:01 AM »



That would be poifect!

Do they make them in hobbit sizes (this one seems Barbie-sized)?

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