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Door To Door Atheists Bother Mormons
« on: November 25, 2006, 03:51:04 PM »

Door To Door Atheists Bother Mormons
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Australian filmmaker John Safran is so fed up with mormons ringing his doorbell early in the morning that he flies to Salt Lake City Utah and tries to convert Mormons to atheism. Needless to say, the locals were not pleased.
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Re: Door To Door Atheists Bother Mormons
« Reply #1 on: November 25, 2006, 05:11:37 PM »

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Re: Door To Door Atheists Bother Mormons
« Reply #2 on: November 25, 2006, 05:17:34 PM »

 over/under on them hitting spacey's house? Grin
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Re: Door To Door Atheists Bother Mormons
« Reply #3 on: November 25, 2006, 05:21:15 PM »

over/under on them hitting spacey's house? Grin
i'm sure his 3rd wife will answer
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Re: Door To Door Atheists Bother Mormons
« Reply #4 on: November 25, 2006, 06:20:20 PM »

LOL
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Re: Door To Door Atheists Bother Mormons
« Reply #5 on: November 25, 2006, 09:46:43 PM »

over/under on them hitting spacey's house? Grin
Wish they did, I would have given them a beer.
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Re: Door To Door Atheists Bother Mormons
« Reply #6 on: November 26, 2006, 06:34:14 AM »

Funs Things to do to When Mormons Come to Visit... (adapted)

Answer the door naked and carrying weaponry.

Answer every one of their questions with "What do you mean by that?" This might take a while, but you and your loved ones can have fun placing bets on how long it takes for them to get flustered and leave.

Excuse yourself from the front door and DO NOT come back.

Make a series of increasingly reprehensible fake phone calls. (bookie, order for pröñography, drug deal, obscene call, and if they are STILL there, a tearful confession to the police for the murder of the last Witnesses who visited you.)

Pick an often repeated word in their vocabulary (God, Jesus, heaven, it, the etc.) and giggle whenever they utter it. If they ask you what's going on, say "nothing, why?" in very even tones, and giggle again.

Same as above, except say "beep" instead of giggling.

Guys can show an intense interest in their spiel. Part way through, begin putting on make-up, hosiery, a dress, the whole works. (make encouraging noises [uh huh, I see...] throughout and if they ask you what you're doing, pull a #7) If they're still there when you are done, Ask them if they would please kindly leave as you have a hot date in ten minutes.

Look smug and tell them that your God can beat up their God.
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Re: Door To Door Atheists Bother Mormons
« Reply #7 on: November 26, 2006, 07:36:59 AM »

Tell them "We Are The Other People"

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Re: Door To Door Atheists Bother Mormons
« Reply #8 on: November 26, 2006, 08:14:47 AM »

Classic!
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Re: Door To Door Atheists Bother Mormons
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Re: Door To Door Atheists Bother Mormons
« Reply #10 on: November 26, 2006, 02:31:44 PM »

 Rolling   The white shirts, dark narrow ties, bicycles, atheist badges, and copy of The Origin of Species - wow, perfect.
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Re: Door To Door Atheists Bother Mormons
« Reply #11 on: November 26, 2006, 05:48:39 PM »

Looks like he picked on old people in the Avenues.  What a woos.

Funny thing is, this is probably the safest place in the free world for not having the Elders show up at your door.   Grin
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