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Apparently I should qualify for hazardous duty pay

 
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Apparently I should qualify for hazardous duty pay
« on: February 07, 2008, 03:35:51 PM »

So I'm sitting at my desk working and I look out the window just in time to see a car barreling full throttle right towards me. Right before it hit my window it got hung up on a large bush outside the building and the drive wheels came off the ground, still spinning. Apparently the driver went into a seizure. It took the paramedics 15 minutes just to get his fingers pried from the steering wheel.

I think I might need a new chair as the one I have is probably a bit soiled. Weird, wild stuff.
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Re: Apparently I should qualify for hazardous duty pay
« Reply #1 on: February 07, 2008, 03:40:49 PM »

Was it Charlton Heston?
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Re: Apparently I should qualify for hazardous duty pay
« Reply #2 on: February 07, 2008, 03:42:27 PM »

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Re: Apparently I should qualify for hazardous duty pay
« Reply #3 on: February 07, 2008, 03:43:02 PM »

Seriously glad everyone is OK.
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Re: Apparently I should qualify for hazardous duty pay
« Reply #4 on: February 07, 2008, 03:44:43 PM »

 Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
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Re: Apparently I should qualify for hazardous duty pay
« Reply #5 on: February 07, 2008, 04:06:16 PM »



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Re: Apparently I should qualify for hazardous duty pay
« Reply #6 on: February 07, 2008, 04:26:54 PM »

I reckon this bloke might need it more...

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Re: Apparently I should qualify for hazardous duty pay
« Reply #7 on: February 07, 2008, 04:49:23 PM »

You sure he wasn't just pissed about you not letting him see his doctor through your managed care?
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Re: Apparently I should qualify for hazardous duty pay
« Reply #8 on: February 07, 2008, 05:29:09 PM »

You sure he wasn't just pissed about you not letting him see his doctor through your mis-managed care?

fixed it for ya  Cheesy
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Re: Apparently I should qualify for hazardous duty pay
« Reply #9 on: February 07, 2008, 05:48:14 PM »

Well, I can say that it was a good thing I wore brown slacks to work today.  Shocked
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Re: Apparently I should qualify for hazardous duty pay
« Reply #10 on: February 07, 2008, 06:16:12 PM »

Well, I can say that it was a good thing I wore chaps to work today.  Shocked

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Re: Apparently I should qualify for hazardous duty pay
« Reply #11 on: February 07, 2008, 06:29:07 PM »

Wow, that's crazy!  Shocked
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Re: Apparently I should qualify for hazardous duty pay
« Reply #12 on: February 07, 2008, 06:30:17 PM »

LMAO @ the chaps
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Re: Apparently I should qualify for hazardous duty pay
« Reply #13 on: February 07, 2008, 07:37:04 PM »

Well, I can say that it was a good thing I wore chaps to work today.  Shocked



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Re: Apparently I should qualify for hazardous duty pay
« Reply #14 on: February 08, 2008, 07:58:46 AM »

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