GolfHos
 
*
December 05, 2021, 08:44:46 PM
Username: Password: Duration:

Don't have a heart attack after a big snow storm

 
Pages: [1]   Go Down
  Print  
Author Topic: Don't have a heart attack after a big snow storm  (Read 1799 times)
0 Members and 1 Lurker/Spider are viewing this topic.
gleek
Flak Jacket

Karma: 107
Posts: 9510
Offline Offline

E chu ta!

View ProfileIgnore this user
Don't have a heart attack after a big snow storm
« on: March 12, 2008, 04:22:43 PM »

Link

(This came from the same site that Asker linked in another thread.)
Logged Return to Top

Woman, open the door, don't let it sting. I wanna breathe that fire again.
Uisce Beatha
Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat
From: In the Jar

Karma: 116
Posts: 7357
Offline Offline

Get me the tank!

View ProfileIgnore this user
Re: Don't have a heart attack after a big snow storm
« Reply #1 on: March 12, 2008, 07:45:05 PM »

I figured this was about snow shoveling.  More people seem to drop dead doing that than just about any other activity.

John Deere/Toro/Craftsman have effectively increased the life expectancy of snowy state males by three years.  Unfortunately, around here they're usually taken by inversion related respiratory distress a week and a half in.
Logged Return to Top

"If you're darker than a caramel, Reverend Al speaks for you." - Aasif Mandvi
"Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a woman's man: no time to talk." - stroh
stroh
Sleeveless Hoodie
From: Impact Crater Springs, CA

Karma: 155
Posts: 16135
Offline Offline

We're doomed!

View ProfileIgnore this user
Re: Don't have a heart attack after a big snow storm
« Reply #2 on: March 12, 2008, 07:47:58 PM »

 Sad for the story.


We've (I've) passed the snowblower season here.  Now into the drive over/melt phase*.  Grin


*regardless of depth.
Logged Return to Top
Fuzzy
Full Metal Jacket
From: Island of Misfit Toys

Karma: 61
Posts: 4836
Offline Offline


View ProfileIgnore this user
Re: Don't have a heart attack after a big snow storm
« Reply #3 on: March 12, 2008, 07:49:24 PM »

Sad for the story.


We've (I've) passed the snowblower season here.  Now into the drive over/melt phase*.  Grin


*regardless of depth.

 Laughing

Very, very true.
Logged Return to Top

"You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose."
From Oh the Places You'll Go, by Dr. Seuss (Theodor Geisel)
Aske
Lederhosen

Karma: 120
Posts: 31403
Offline Offline


View ProfileIgnore this user
Re: Don't have a heart attack after a big snow storm
« Reply #4 on: March 12, 2008, 07:51:15 PM »

hey, if you're over 45 or so, just shell out $5 to the neighbor kid
Logged Return to Top

Quote
Russia has invaded a sovereign neighboring state and threatens a democratic government elected by its people. Such an action is unacceptable in the 21st century.
--  Chimpy McFlightsuit, CEO of Bu$hco Industries of 'Merka
Uisce Beatha
Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat
From: In the Jar

Karma: 116
Posts: 7357
Offline Offline

Get me the tank!

View ProfileIgnore this user
Re: Don't have a heart attack after a big snow storm
« Reply #5 on: March 12, 2008, 07:52:15 PM »

hey, if you're over 45 or so, just shell out $5 to the neighbor kid


Dude, you've clearly not tried to hire a neighbor kid in, oh, a dozen years.
Logged Return to Top

"If you're darker than a caramel, Reverend Al speaks for you." - Aasif Mandvi
"Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a woman's man: no time to talk." - stroh
stroh
Sleeveless Hoodie
From: Impact Crater Springs, CA

Karma: 155
Posts: 16135
Offline Offline

We're doomed!

View ProfileIgnore this user
Re: Don't have a heart attack after a big snow storm
« Reply #6 on: March 12, 2008, 07:52:58 PM »

hey, if you're over 45 or so, just shell out $5 to the neighbor kid



Hey Aske!  2008 called, and the kid next door said 5 bucks don't do *feces* for his ipod.  Not to mention his ebay salvia order.
Logged Return to Top
Aske
Lederhosen

Karma: 120
Posts: 31403
Offline Offline


View ProfileIgnore this user
Re: Don't have a heart attack after a big snow storm
« Reply #7 on: March 12, 2008, 07:53:25 PM »

hey, if you're over 45 or so, just shell out $5 to the neighbor kid


Dude, you've clearly not tried to hire a neighbor kid in, oh, a dozen years.

guess mormans are greedy *fiddlesticks*ing little merkans.  saving up to support all those wives
 Devil
Logged Return to Top

Quote
Russia has invaded a sovereign neighboring state and threatens a democratic government elected by its people. Such an action is unacceptable in the 21st century.
--  Chimpy McFlightsuit, CEO of Bu$hco Industries of 'Merka
Blader
Straitjacket

Karma: 21
Posts: 2075
Offline Offline

vagazzling vajayjays since 1876!!

View Profile WWWIgnore this user
Re: Don't have a heart attack after a big snow storm
« Reply #8 on: March 13, 2008, 08:55:33 AM »

hey, if you're over 45 or so, just shell out $5 to the neighbor kid


Dude, you've clearly not tried to hire a neighbor kid in, oh, a dozen years.

guess mormans are greedy *fiddlesticks*ing little merkans.  saving up to support all those wives
 Devil

that's why god invented messicans and a leaky southern border
Logged Return to Top
Uisce Beatha
Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat
From: In the Jar

Karma: 116
Posts: 7357
Offline Offline

Get me the tank!

View ProfileIgnore this user
Re: Don't have a heart attack after a big snow storm
« Reply #9 on: March 13, 2008, 08:58:02 AM »

hey, if you're over 45 or so, just shell out $5 to the neighbor kid


Dude, you've clearly not tried to hire a neighbor kid in, oh, a dozen years.

guess mormans are greedy *fiddlesticks*ing little merkans.  saving up to support all those wives
 Devil

that's why god invented messicans and a leaky southern border

We live in a white neighborhood. 

It's called Davis County.
Logged Return to Top

"If you're darker than a caramel, Reverend Al speaks for you." - Aasif Mandvi
"Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a woman's man: no time to talk." - stroh
spacey
Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat
From: Group W Bench

Karma: 98
Posts: 7729
Offline Offline


View ProfileIgnore this user
Re: Don't have a heart attack after a big snow storm
« Reply #10 on: March 13, 2008, 02:13:35 PM »

hey, if you're over 45 or so, just shell out $5 to the neighbor kid


Dude, you've clearly not tried to hire a neighbor kid in, oh, a dozen years.

guess mormans are greedy *fiddlesticks*ing little merkans.  saving up to support all those wives
 Devil

that's why god invented messicans and a leaky southern border

We live in a white neighborhood. 

It's called Davis County.
We have a busing service for the landscaping and restaurant industries. But even they don't do *feces* for $5.
Logged Return to Top
stroh
Sleeveless Hoodie
From: Impact Crater Springs, CA

Karma: 155
Posts: 16135
Offline Offline

We're doomed!

View ProfileIgnore this user
Re: Don't have a heart attack after a big snow storm
« Reply #11 on: March 13, 2008, 02:23:11 PM »

If I was rich, Id pay a thousand dollars an hour for some chick to do it.
Logged Return to Top
Pages: [1]   Return to Top
  Print  
 
Jump to:  

Related Posts
and this comes as a surprise???
"A man has had a heart attack ... while eating at the Heart Attack Grill in
by twoiron

Winter storm warning FTW
[sm_shock]Today...Increasing clouds. A chance of rain after 2 pm. Highs 46 to 5
by birdymaker

A VERY white Christmas
We had our snow last weekend and dodged the big storm. ;DMerry Christmas, ho
by tdcoly

Man it's hot..
Brighton.Snow's great.  Conditions are B+ easy.  A little thin in
by spacey

 


 
  Powered by SMF | SMF © 2001-2009, Lewis Media

Dilber MC Theme by HarzeM