Seamus
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Let me lay a "hypothetical" on ya.
« on: March 24, 2008, 09:19:52 AM » |
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Now you have to imagine that you're so desperate that you're actually applying to be a TSA agent.  Bear with me please. *Question from interviewer*Imagine that you're checking airline customers baggage and you notice another TSA agent stealing something from someone's luggage. What would you do?So you're sitting in the interview room, one on one, what do you say? Seriously. I'll tell you what I said and what happened a little later, I'm curious as to what you would say. |
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Uisce Beatha
Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat From: In the Jar
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Re: Let me lay a "hypothetical" on ya.
« Reply #1 on: March 24, 2008, 09:23:38 AM » |
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Now you have to imagine that you're so desperate that you're actually applying to be a TSA agent. Bear with me please. *Question from interviewer*Imagine that you're checking airline customers baggage and you notice another TSA agent stealing something from someone's luggage. What would you do?So you're sitting in the interview room, one on one, what do you say? Seriously. I'll tell you what I said and what happened a little later, I'm curious as to what you would say.  I'd call in the airport police bypassing the TSA chain of command completely. |
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"If you're darker than a caramel, Reverend Al speaks for you." - Aasif Mandvi
"Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a woman's man: no time to talk." - stroh
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Aske
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Re: Let me lay a "hypothetical" on ya.
« Reply #2 on: March 24, 2008, 09:24:12 AM » |
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Now you have to imagine that you're so desperate that you're actually applying to be a TSA agent. Bear with me please. *Question from interviewer*Imagine that you're checking airline customers baggage and you notice another TSA agent stealing something from someone's luggage. What would you do?So you're sitting in the interview room, one on one, what do you say? Seriously. I'll tell you what I said and what happened a little later, I'm curious as to what you would say. "I would unfortunately not notice such an event because I am committed to my own personal duties and tasks laid before me 110% sir. " |
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Uisce Beatha
Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat From: In the Jar
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Re: Let me lay a "hypothetical" on ya.
« Reply #3 on: March 24, 2008, 09:28:20 AM » |
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Now you have to imagine that you're so desperate that you're actually applying to be a TSA agent. BTW, I had no idea you are Tongan. Malo e lelei. |
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"If you're darker than a caramel, Reverend Al speaks for you." - Aasif Mandvi
"Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a woman's man: no time to talk." - stroh
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Walfredo
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Re: Let me lay a "hypothetical" on ya.
« Reply #4 on: March 24, 2008, 09:29:08 AM » |
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I'd report said unethical behavior in a manner consistent with the employee handbook's guidelines.
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For hither not, I am the stallion.
Come fear, come love, I am the stallion.
You know that I am the stallion, mang.
I am, I am the stallion, mang.
You know that I am the stallion, mang.
I live, I walk, I am the stallion, mang.
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gleek
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Re: Let me lay a "hypothetical" on ya.
« Reply #5 on: March 24, 2008, 10:32:56 AM » |
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How about yelling "Bomb!!!"? Is that in the handbook?
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Woman, open the door, don't let it sting. I wanna breathe that fire again.
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Clive
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Re: Let me lay a "hypothetical" on ya.
« Reply #6 on: March 24, 2008, 10:48:45 AM » |
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"It's not policy to confiscate all women's panties? It's always been my policy."
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spacey
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Re: Let me lay a "hypothetical" on ya.
« Reply #7 on: March 24, 2008, 10:49:28 AM » |
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My answer would vary depending on what the other agent was stealing.
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birdymaker
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Re: Let me lay a "hypothetical" on ya.
« Reply #8 on: March 24, 2008, 11:29:28 AM » |
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you gonna smoke all that yourself?  |
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women are like tornados. In the beginning there's a lot of sucking and blowing. In the end, the car's gone, the house is gone..
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Clive
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Re: Let me lay a "hypothetical" on ya.
« Reply #9 on: April 09, 2008, 03:38:23 PM » |
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So does "Cockpunch him!" fall within their definition of "immediately confront the other agent"?
Just trying to calibrate my ethics compass -- no better standard than a government agency!
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Seamus
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Re: Let me lay a "hypothetical" on ya.
« Reply #10 on: April 09, 2008, 06:17:54 PM » |
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So does "Cockpunch him!" fall within their definition of "immediately confront the other agent"?
Just trying to calibrate my ethics compass -- no better standard than a government agency!
Just to know that you pulled this thread up again makes me weepy. Question. What if the agent isn't holding a chicken that I could "punch"? |
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