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Re: This far away from Animal
« Reply #15 on: March 24, 2008, 06:25:18 PM »

It's as god intended it. The abuse you put yourself through while they're gone makes you that much more appreciative when they get back. Make sure to put your pants back on by the time she pulls into the driveway.

I'm joining them in St. George on Thursday night or Friday morning.  But that's good advice.  My ass will be way sweaty after 4.5 hours on leather car seats.
Perhaps Clive could offer a suggestion for some kind of talc that won't get all pasty.
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Re: This far away from Animal
« Reply #16 on: March 24, 2008, 06:30:53 PM »

It's as god intended it. The abuse you put yourself through while they're gone makes you that much more appreciative when they get back. Make sure to put your pants back on by the time she pulls into the driveway.

I'm joining them in St. George on Thursday night or Friday morning.  But that's good advice.  My ass will be way sweaty after 4.5 hours on leather car seats.
Perhaps Clive could offer a suggestion for some kind of talc that won't get all pasty.

The last time I took Clive's road trip advice I nearly ended up with a hernia and more than a passing acquaintance with the Columbus, MO gaol staff.  Not necessarily in that order.
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Re: This far away from Animal
« Reply #17 on: March 24, 2008, 07:49:13 PM »

are you dressed like this? Devil

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Re: This far away from Animal
« Reply #18 on: March 24, 2008, 08:06:39 PM »

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Re: This far away from Animal
« Reply #19 on: March 24, 2008, 08:11:07 PM »

frito in his apartment    comes to mind
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Re: This far away from Animal
« Reply #20 on: March 25, 2008, 04:44:22 PM »

Party at Uisce Beatha's house!!!
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Re: This far away from Animal
« Reply #21 on: March 26, 2008, 06:12:19 PM »

Out loud to nobody but myself:  "Wow, this Sam's Club Deli Deep Dish Chicago Style pizza is pretty damn good!"

Is redemption possible?  Can the missus fix broken Uisce upon her return?

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Re: This far away from Animal
« Reply #22 on: March 26, 2008, 06:37:12 PM »

Is redemption possible?  Can the missus fix broken Uisce upon her return?

As powerful as the forces of single male entropy can be, it's nothing compared to the forces behind the desire to be in the good graces of those who allow you to have **** with them. I think it's one of Newton's laws or something.
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Re: This far away from Animal
« Reply #23 on: March 26, 2008, 06:46:08 PM »

I hate to think I'm entropeeing all by my lonesome.  Seems like a waste of energy.
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Re: This far away from Animal
« Reply #24 on: March 26, 2008, 07:25:18 PM »

newest movies watched?
reviews?
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Re: This far away from Animal
« Reply #25 on: March 26, 2008, 07:35:31 PM »

Watched Slevin the other night.  Started from the beginning as I couldn't count on my memory.  Glad I did.  It's brilliant.  Had the ending figured out long in advance but it didn't ruin it for me at all.  Great flick with very clever dialogue in the tradition of Guy Ritchie.  Loved it.

Soldier - t minus 10 minutes.
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Re: This far away from Animal
« Reply #26 on: March 26, 2008, 07:40:59 PM »

 Devil

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i assume you mean shooter, btw
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« Reply #27 on: March 26, 2008, 07:43:59 PM »

i assume you mean shooter, btw
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*fudge* if I know.  I haven't opened it yet.   Devil

But yeah, you're probably right.   Wink
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« Reply #28 on: March 26, 2008, 07:46:37 PM »

turn the volume WAY up in shooter.
great audio quality and mixing.
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Re: This far away from Animal
« Reply #29 on: March 26, 2008, 09:02:52 PM »

Is redemption possible?  Can the missus fix broken Uisce upon her return?
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Have you worn underwear -- clean underwear -- every day so far?
Have you scratched yourself while drinking anything from its original container in front of an open refrigerator?

If you've not answered "yes" to any of these questions, you can be salvaged.
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