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I'll see your wombat, and raise you a picnic table umbrella

 
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I'll see your wombat, and raise you a picnic table umbrella
« on: March 28, 2008, 11:28:28 AM »


Bellevue man facing charges for having **** with a table
http://www.wtol.com/Global/story.asp?S=8082496
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The neighbor -- who wishes to remain anonymous -- saw Price walk out onto his deck, stand a round metal table on its side and use the hole in the umbrella to have ****.

The most recent instance took place March 14, we're told. A neighbor videotaped Price.

"The first video we had, he was completely nude. He would use the hole from the umbrella and have **** with the table," Johnson says.
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Re: I'll see your wombat, and raise you a picnic table umbrella
« Reply #1 on: March 28, 2008, 11:30:36 AM »

LMAO!!!   Spit Take Red Card

That made my day.   Grin
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Re: I'll see your wombat, and raise you a picnic table umbrella
« Reply #2 on: March 28, 2008, 11:31:57 AM »

A table, really?

I'd rather use an apple pie.
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« Reply #3 on: March 28, 2008, 11:32:45 AM »

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..well.. in prison, he'll be the table
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« Reply #6 on: March 28, 2008, 01:28:45 PM »

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