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It Can't Come Too Soon
« on: April 04, 2008, 09:12:10 AM »

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The concept behind the StupidFilter Project originated during a conversation between Gabriel Ortiz and Paul Starr. StupidFilter was conceived out of necessity. Too long have we suffered in silence under the tyranny of idiocy. In the beginning, the internet was a place where one could communicate intelligently with similarly erudite people. Then, Eternal September hit and we were lost in the noise. The advent of user-driven web content has compounded the matter yet further, straining our tolerance to the breaking point.

It's time to fight back.

The solution we're creating is simple: an open-source filter software that can detect rampant stupidity in written English.
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Re: It Can't Come Too Soon
« Reply #1 on: April 04, 2008, 09:14:24 AM »

I'm just gonna go with the assumption that I'm not very eruditey.






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Re: It Can't Come Too Soon
« Reply #2 on: April 04, 2008, 09:15:26 AM »

The death knell of golfhos.
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Re: It Can't Come Too Soon
« Reply #3 on: April 04, 2008, 09:17:03 AM »

I wonder if they want to use Golfhos as their beta site?
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Re: It Can't Come Too Soon
« Reply #4 on: April 04, 2008, 09:19:02 AM »

why come you no got tatoo
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Russia has invaded a sovereign neighboring state and threatens a democratic government elected by its people. Such an action is unacceptable in the 21st century.
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Re: It Can't Come Too Soon
« Reply #5 on: April 04, 2008, 09:19:33 AM »


Access is Denied.

You either don't have the right to access or have attempted to access private area.

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Re: It Can't Come Too Soon
« Reply #6 on: April 04, 2008, 09:20:54 AM »

why come you no got tatoo


Text is likely to be stupid.

 CLASSIFY fails; success probability: 0.3896  pR: -0.1951
Best match to file #1 (/home/sfp/code/stupid_cor.css) prob: 0.6104  pR: 0.1951 
Total features in input file: 1510682
#0 (/home/sfp/code/nonstupid_cor.css): features: 11472919, L1: 19935515 L2: 26548699 L3: 38731891, l4: 75343687 prob: 3.90e-01, pR:  -0.20
#1 (/home/sfp/code/stupid_cor.css): features: 1510682, L1: 2587544 L2: 3696323 L3: 6215779, l4: 15324731 prob: 6.10e-01, pR:   0.20
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Re: It Can't Come Too Soon
« Reply #7 on: April 04, 2008, 09:20:58 AM »

LOL  Laughing
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Re: It Can't Come Too Soon
« Reply #8 on: April 04, 2008, 09:22:10 AM »

Come on Jules.  I know a place we can go.  We will be with people like us.  They can't touch us there.
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« Reply #9 on: April 04, 2008, 09:23:30 AM »

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Re: It Can't Come Too Soon
« Reply #10 on: April 04, 2008, 09:32:40 AM »

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"Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job."


Text is likely to be stupid.

CLASSIFY fails; success probability: 0.4986  pR: -0.0024
Best match to file #1 (/home/sfp/code/stupid_cor.css) prob: 0.5014  pR: 0.0024 
Total features in input file: 1510682
#0 (/home/sfp/code/nonstupid_cor.css): features: 11472919, L1: 26861534 L2: 36975265 L3: 58131293, l4: 127952029 prob: 4.99e-01, pR:  -0.00
#1 (/home/sfp/code/stupid_cor.css): features: 1510682, L1: 3448176 L2: 4671535 L3: 7337003, l4: 16514467 prob: 5.01e-01, pR:   0.00


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Re: It Can't Come Too Soon
« Reply #11 on: April 04, 2008, 09:36:16 AM »

You either don't have the right to access or have attempted to access private area.
Just another day at the office, huh?
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Re: It Can't Come Too Soon
« Reply #12 on: April 04, 2008, 09:42:07 AM »

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I strongly disagree.
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« Reply #13 on: April 04, 2008, 09:46:06 AM »

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I strongly disagree.

The filter is working.
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Re: It Can't Come Too Soon
« Reply #14 on: April 04, 2008, 09:48:07 AM »

project doesn't seem to classify the first 8 things i tried from  bu$hyco's wikiquote page as likely to be stupid.


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Russia has invaded a sovereign neighboring state and threatens a democratic government elected by its people. Such an action is unacceptable in the 21st century.
--  Chimpy McFlightsuit, CEO of Bu$hco Industries of 'Merka
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