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so i'm going through the ghetto yesterday.....
« on: April 23, 2008, 06:41:33 AM »

otherwise known as my subdivision  Wink 2 lane road, 2 teenage boys walking in my lane, car also coming from the opposite direction, we meet at the fine young lads i have to come to a stop. the one kid sees me goes around the other one to get out of the street and motions to him "hey theres a car" and he turns and  glances in my direction then continues to walk in the middle of my lane. i wait for the other car to pass then pull alongside of mister as a matter of fact i do own the road and ask, "is that funny or something?" to which he replies "what?" "walking down the center of the street when theres cars coming." to which he replies, "hey, *fudge* you" to which i reply "you should learn to respect 4,000 pounds of steel" (see his previous response repeated like the chorus of a song). as i drove away he was standing in the middle of the road like this. The finger

#1 nice job of parenting.

#2 i feel like *goshdarn* aske. Devil

i am saddened they way people raise their children these days. i can't count the number of times someone has remarked how polite and respectful our children are. there in lies the problem, the fact that the way my kids act stands out as different.  Sad
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Re: so i'm going through the ghetto yesterday.....
« Reply #1 on: April 23, 2008, 07:05:49 AM »

This reminds me of a time when I was 16 walking down the middle of my road with my friend and some old dude comes driving down the road at us................
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Re: so i'm going through the ghetto yesterday.....
« Reply #2 on: April 23, 2008, 07:23:12 AM »

What a *8==>*.
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Re: so i'm going through the ghetto yesterday.....
« Reply #3 on: April 23, 2008, 07:45:46 AM »


As the cars roar into Pennsylvania Birdymakers Subdivision, the cradle of liberty, it seems apparent that our citizens are staying off the streets except for a couple of dilhole teenage boys, which may make scoring particularly difficult, even with this year's rule changes. To recap those revisions: women are still worth 10 points more than men in all age brackets, but teenagers now rack up 40 points, and toddlers under 12 now rate a big 70 points. The big score: anyone, any ****, over 75 years old has been upped to 100 points.

Take the points while you can get 'em BM.
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« Reply #4 on: April 23, 2008, 08:00:31 AM »

If they were wearing Michigan shirts, you should have run 'em down.   Devil
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« Reply #5 on: April 23, 2008, 08:14:41 AM »

in the olden days you could have pulled right past em and let out a nice backfire
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« Reply #6 on: April 23, 2008, 08:24:36 AM »

in the olden days you could have pulled right past em and let out a nice backfire
in the olden olden days (not that long ago really) he could have got out of the car and bitch slapped both them and taught 'em a little respect.
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« Reply #7 on: April 23, 2008, 08:37:16 AM »

in the olden days you could have pulled right past em and let out a nice backfire
in the olden olden days (not that long ago really) he could have got out of the car and bitch slapped both them and taught 'em a little respect.

in the olden olden days he could have pulled out his pistol and shot them both dead.
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« Reply #8 on: April 23, 2008, 08:41:59 AM »

in the olden days you could have pulled right past em and let out a nice backfire
in the olden olden days (not that long ago really) he could have got out of the car and bitch slapped both them and taught 'em a little respect.

in the olden olden days he could have pulled out his pistol and shot them both dead.
well now you're just being ridiculous. But I like where you're going.
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« Reply #9 on: April 23, 2008, 09:09:51 AM »

in the olden days you could have pulled right past em and let out a nice backfire
in the olden olden days (not that long ago really) he could have got out of the car and bitch slapped both them and taught 'em a little respect.

in the olden olden days he could have pulled out his pistol and shot them both dead.
there was a little concern the opposite would happen. Shocked
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« Reply #10 on: April 23, 2008, 09:12:14 AM »

If they were wearing Michigan shirts, you should have run 'em down.   Devil


if they were wearing Michigan shirts you would have watched them run across the goal line. over and over. Isaac
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« Reply #11 on: April 23, 2008, 09:12:30 AM »

in the olden days you could have pulled right past em and let out a nice backfire
in the olden olden days (not that long ago really) he could have got out of the car and bitch slapped both them and taught 'em a little respect.

in the olden olden days he could have pulled out his pistol and shot them both dead.
there was a little concern the opposite would happen. Shocked

If they had their baseball hat on crooked, and their pants half way down their ass, you're clear.
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« Reply #12 on: April 23, 2008, 09:23:11 AM »


If they had their baseball hat on crooked, and their pants half way down their ass, you're clear.

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